Colin Jost Quotes

Here, we’ve compiled a list of the best Colin Jost Quotes. The wide variety of quotes available makes it possible to find a quote to suit your needs. You’ve likely heard some of the Colin Jost Quotes before, but that’s because they truly are great.

I was at Harvard when Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook, and I begged him not to do it.

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I love buffalo wings and eat them at least three times a week.

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Whatever I did, I always gravitated toward trying to be funny. If I was with friends, we were joking around. If I wrote for the newspaper, it would be a humor column. If I acted, I wanted to do comedy.

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It’s not an easy job to think creatively and then also have to think logistically.

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I honestly think that Donald Trump‘s only adviser is his doorman.

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When you contribute to food banks or give money that goes to having meals delivered, you’re meeting the most basic need. It’s such a direct way to help.

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I never came out to the Hamptons when I was younger – it was always a fancy and exotic place.

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When I was 10, I went to the Junior Olympics for the 50-meter and 100-meter breaststroke.

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Almost all the golf courses in Staten Island double as something else.

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I never thought about ‘being‘ in comedy when I grew up, because I didn’t know it was a real job. But looking back, it’s the only thing I ever really cared about.

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I majored in the history and literature of Russia and Britain. It has not helped my career.

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I didn’t understand when somebody thanked me for writing a good sketch, because it was something I wanted to do, but now I totally get it, because when someone writes something great for me, I’m so appreciative.

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When I started at ‘SNL,’ I was lucky to start early. So now starting on ‘Update,’ I am the age when most people are when they start doing that. It feels like a different world and capacity, like starting over in another challenge. A heightened challenge.

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I did go to college with him, but everyone‘s always like, ‘Did you meet Mark Zuckerberg? Did you hang out with him?’ and I’m like, ‘No,’ because he was in a lab creating Facebook, and I was, like, learning about alcohol. Well, we did go to school, and I think I’m not really benefiting from that relationship in any way.

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Before I went to a meeting at the ‘Harvard Lampoon,’ I had no idea that there was even a comedy magazine at Harvard, let alone that you could write comedy potentially for a living.

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I always tell people, when they ask me what to do to be a writer or to be a performer, the key is to go to a place where there are a lot of other people who are trying to do the same thing as you and taking it very seriously.

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I’m really excited about Jordan Spieth. Like a great in any sport, when the moment is the biggest, he performs his best.

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Each week, we might write 500 jokes for ‘Weekend Update,’ and ultimately, we can only do about 10.

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I chose to buy a house in Montauk because it has a sleepier vibe than the rest of the East End. I also felt that I would run into city people in East Hampton and wanted more of a buffer.

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The first joke I ever told on stage was a golf joke.

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Montauk is a little more raw and rugged than the other parts of the Hamptons, and I like that.

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I’m a 12-handicap.

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Having Twitter on your phone is like being with a journalist that hates you 24 hours a day. Anything you say on that can be spun. Truly, that’s what you have to think of it as.

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Learning to be your natural self in front of five cameras and a silent studio takes time. Trying to be funny under duress is probably a lot like trying to play golf relaxed under pressure.

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When you’re around people who are trying to be funny all day and trying to one-up each other, that’s just naturally – if you want to do it – it’s going to make you better.

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