Doughnut Quotes

Here, we’ve compiled a list of the best Doughnut Quotes from famous persons: Jameela Jamil, John C. Bogle, Richard Simmons, John Prine, Allison Williams. The wide variety of quotes available makes it possible to find a quote to suit your needs. You’ve likely heard some of the Doughnut Quotes before, but that’s because they truly are great.

With a doughnut in each hand, anything is possible.

Jameela Jamil

The reality of life is, if you have a bagel shop and everybody is pouring into the doughnut shop across the street, if you want to stay in business, you start selling doughnuts.

John C. Bogle

Truthfully, everyone knows how to eat right. They know the difference between oatmeal and a jelly cream doughnut. They know how to walk. Everyone has this in their brain. When I started, we didn’t have all this knowledge.

Richard Simmons

I’d rather get a hot dog or a doughnut than write a song.

John Prine

I have a doughnut every morning. The same kind, from a street cart. Vanilla frosted with sprinkles on one half, weirdly. How hard is it to sprinkle the whole thing?

Allison Williams

I never fry a doughnut! If you want a doughnut, go and buy one once in a blue moon. It’s about everything in moderation.

Mary Berry

I have the biggest sweet tooth, and just recently a doughnut shop in Portland called Pip’s Original introduced a doughnut inspired by me called the ‘Dirty Wu.’ It is a cinnamon-sugar doughnut with sea salt, drizzled with honey and Nutella.

Reggie Lee

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there’s my personal favorite, the male ego.

Roseanne Barr

Indeed, it is a proven mathematical theorem that a doughnut is topologically distinct from a sphere.

Simon Singh

You pretty much can’t get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you’d be good to go.

Hillary Scott

I’m on my version of the protein diet, but there ain’t no protein in it. It’s a Krispy Kreme doughnut between two Cinnabons. And you soak it overnight in Red Bull. Then you chase it with a Snickers.

J. B. Smoove

Dad was a baker, and we lived above the bakery, so I was always popping down to have an apple pie or a doughnut or a custard or gypsy tart: I had a very sweet tooth, and I think that that was what got me into doing what I do now.

Paul Hollywood

You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them.

Dean Norris

Embrace the grease, if any, and look fresh and human. I like to look like a glazed doughnut.

Paloma Elsesser

After having a real baby, I was sitting on a doughnut for a month.

Katie Lowes

If you really taste a doughnut, it’s pretty disgusting. They taste of grease.

Ruth Reichl

I learned to bet the Red Sox, the Celtics, Suffolk Downs. I thought it was a glorious life – pull up to the doughnut shop, spread out, and plan your day.

Alex Rocco

Cancer is a cruel killer. It creeps up on us when we aren’t expecting it. But cake is not cancer. A doughnut does not creep up on you.

Katie Hopkins

I get a delivery of a diet food during the week, which doesn’t mean that I don’t eat the occasional Krispy Kreme doughnut.

Lauren Graham

My dad thought I’d end up in the poorhouse or in doughnut shops with a bag full of reviews.

Henry Czerny

It’s one thing, holding open the door for someone at a grocery store, or the library, or just about anyplace else. But the doughnut shop is a different thing altogether. This is a get-in-and-out-as-fast-as-you-can operation. There’s no room for courtesy or chivalry here.

Linwood Barclay

Now, have I ever been tempted to break into a Krispy Kreme doughnut store in the middle of the night? Oh, yeah. God help us if I had a minibar stocked with cheesecake and chicken-fried steak.

Mike Huckabee

Four out of the five discs in my lumbar spine are ruptured, herniated fully. Think of a jelly doughnut being squashed, and it hits nerves, causing bilateral sciatica. And I have irreparable sacral damage. And I have peripheral neuropathy.

Nadya Suleman

I still take my own lunches to work. That way I can control what I’m eating, as opposed to another doughnut.

Marianne Jean-Baptiste

In year 10 or 11, I used to buy packs of doughnuts for 50p from Morrisons, and sell them for 50p each. I made loads of money. So I was a doughnut hustler!

J Hus

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