Here, we’ve compiled a list of the best Drunk Quotes from famous persons: Johnny Vegas, Jason Bonham, Michelle Beadle, Ernest Hemingway, Julianna Margulies. The wide variety of quotes available makes it possible to find a quote to suit your needs. You’ve likely heard some of the Drunk Quotes before, but that’s because they truly are great.
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I think I misunderstood the following in the footsteps bit, in a few of my early drinking years. I’d take any form of being compared to Dad as flattery. So if I fell off a stool or smashed up a TV set just because I was drunk, and somebody in the bar went ‘Hey, man, that was just like Bonzo!’ I would be really happy.
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Isn’t there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn’t there a drunk Tweeting danger?
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I don’t drink, and I don’t smoke. It’s a personal preference. My mom has never drunk or smoked. I look up to my mom.
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I don’t ever want to be a punch drunk.
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I try to make myself, and subsequently the audience, as uncomfortable as possible, whether it’s completely desecrating a song they thought was one thing, or getting too drunk to really do a very good job.
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My definition of sobriety is to be in full control and not feel drunk, but it’s not abstaining for religious reasons or any other reason.
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I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
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Once you get involved with bloodsport litigation, you can not only get drunk on your own greed but start to believe your own lies.
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If you wanted to show a mirror to people that says, ‘You’ve been drunk on money,’ they’re not going to want to see it. But if you reflected that mirror on another time they’d be willing to. People will need an explanation of where we are and where we’ve been, and ‘The Great Gatsby‘ can provide that explanation.
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My schedule is completely different doing a play than it is doing a movie, and I actually think it’s a much harder schedule because you’ve got to do it eight times a week and you’ve got to do it good eight times a week and with different kinds of audiences who are cold or drunk or tired, whatever it is.
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You don’t hear about me being at parties, going out and gettin’ drunk.
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When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through.
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The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
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After the rise of Thatcherism, the smashing of the trade unions, and the post-cold war sense that any alternative to free-market capitalism was permanently discredited, you can see why the wealthy felt drunk on the sense of eternal victory.
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Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It’s such a fun crew to be with, and we all went out the night before and that really encouraged us to go out and get drunk.
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I attended a very small junior high and specially in the end that became a disaster. The principal was pretty senile and a drunk, so the children more or less runned the school.
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I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by the end of the night.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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The reason that last-ditch political maneuvering has become business as usual in Washington is that the actors involved are drunk on blame and are convinced that the voting public is, too. They count on outrage, thereby spreading numbness. They cherish the prospect of partisan fury, thereby inspiring nonpartisan disgust.
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I was always playing the hard-bitten drunk.
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I’m involved with Recording Artists and Actors Against Drunk Driving. I’m also involved with most children’s causes, because children can’t help the environment they’re in.
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Only weeks after Oslo began, when nearly all the world and most of Israel was drunk with the idea of peace, I argued that a Palestinian society not constrained by democratic norms would be a fear society that would pose a grave threat to Israel.
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My idol is Emile Zola. He was a man of the left, so people expected of him a kind of ‘Les Miserables,’ in which the underdogs are always noble people. But he went out, and found a lot of ambitious, drunk, slothful and mean people out there. Zola simply could not – and was not interested in – telling a lie.
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I don’t like tea! Never have, never drunk it.
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I have never been drunk in my life, and I don’t expect I ever will be.
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On a Friday night in 1983, I was in a taxi in New York riding home from dinner with friends. A drunk driver ran a red light and hit the cab, and I was thrown toward the glass partition. I tried to duck, but my face hit the glass, and the impact fractured my cheekbone, my eye socket, my collarbone and several ribs.
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We were playing, not for the drunks, but for the musicians, because it was more intellectually challenging. We needed somewhere to put our energy to show that we were growing, and as we started to achieve this, people came to hear us musically.
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I’m not really the party person. I don’t ‘become myself’ once I’m drunk. I don’t use alcohol to be happy.
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I’ve never been drunk. I’ve never even had a beer.
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I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.
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He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.
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Neoliberalism has left Britain‘s boss classes drunk on triumphalism, paying themselves record salaries and bonuses while their workers are imprisoned by poverty and insecurity. It was never going to last.
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