Goat Quotes

Here, we’ve compiled a list of the best Goat Quotes from famous persons: Sridevi, Hanya Yanagihara, Remedios Varo, Adam Lamberg, Neneh Cherry. The wide variety of quotes available makes it possible to find a quote to suit your needs. You’ve likely heard some of the Goat Quotes before, but that’s because they truly are great.

1
I snack on sauteed peanuts, a whole fruit, lots of chee

I snack on sauteed peanuts, a whole fruit, lots of cheese – especially goat cheese – with multi-grain crackers and dark chocolate. These are my weaknesses. I make it a point to eat every two hours.
2
The term ‘pashmina’ is often used interchangeably with ‘cashmere,’ but in reality, pashmina is a specific type of very fine, lofty cashmere, woven from a specific type of goat – one indigenous to northern India, Nepal, and Pakistan, and harvested and woven there as well.
3
On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat.
Remedios Varo
4
I have always wanted to open up a brewery slash goat farm. Brew some beer, make some goat cheese, but that’s kinda dreamy.
Adam Lamberg
5
I love collard greens and sweet potatoes. But like, traveling, I’m always just looking for that thing where you feel like there’s love in the food. Like one of the best things, in Brazil it’s feijoada. I was in Tobago in the winter, and I had the best roti I’ve ever had, with curry goat.
6
My parents provided me the best they could, if not more. I was even provided goat milk by my parents.
7
It really gets on my goat that people keep quoting Dorothea Mackellar’s ‘My Country‘ as proof that there is no such thing as climate change. A poem written more than 100 years ago by a homesick 19 year old versus an ever-increasing body of refereed scientific thought… hmm, hard to know which way to jump, really.
Judy Horacek
8
You can’t train a goat. You can’t. You can’t. So I don’t recommend making a movie with a goat in a major role to anyone.
9
A close family member once offered his opinion that I exhibit the phone manners of a goat, then promptly withdrew the charge – out of fairness to goats.
10
When I was a lad in my 20s, as carefree and debonair as any other underpaid newspaperman, I happened to be a golfer who could flirt with par fairly often, and I was adventurous enough in those days to play any known or unknown thief who showed up at Goat Hills for whatever amount he fancied.
11
Well, only Japanese may understand it, but I’m like a goat or something that likes high places.
Tamae Watanabe
12
I never made it to the school choir because the music teacher didn’t like my voice. I was pretty sad. But he was probably right; I did have a voice a bit like a goat, but my dad told me to never give up and to keep going, and it’s paid off.
13
I love jerk chicken. I could literally eat it every single day of my life. I also like curry goat, rice and peas, and ackee and saltfish. For some reason, no one ever taught me how to cook, though. They’ve always cooked for me!
14
In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat.
Geoff Stults
15
I actually would love to live in New York. But I need land; I need space. I’d love to move to a place where I could have a lot of land and a goat.
Lusia Strus
16
We have some goats, some chickens, and we used to have pigs. There used to be two ostriches as well, but they were a little bit violent, so we had to give them away. When we were little, we used to play with the goats all the time. We each had our own little goat, and we’d go and run around with them.
Jessica Springsteen
17
The truth is that most of your Facebook friends are too busy counting their own ‘likes’ to pay attention to you for more than a few seconds anyway. Unless you happen to be a kitten who’s in love with a baby goat, in which case you should hire a publicist immediately.
18
In Greek myth, a chimera is a creepy combination of lion, goat, dragon – in humans, chimeras are one person who contains two sets of DNA. That’s right. One person comes up in tests as two different people.
19
You gotta learn that if you’re gonna take the last shot of the game, it’s either gonna go in, or it’s not gonna go in, and you’re either gonna be the hero or the goat.
Tom Heinsohn
20
Goat’s milk is the closest thing out there to human breast milk. Plus, it is more easily digested than cow‘s or soy milk. Giving goat’s milk to children is popular in Europe and other parts of the world.
21
You can lose. Michael Jordan lost, but that doesn’t mean he wasn’t the GOAT.
22
It really gets on my goat that people keep quoting Dorothea Mackellar’s ‘My Country‘ as proof that there is no such thing as climate change. A poem written more than 100 years ago by a homesick 19 year old versus an ever-increasing body of refereed scientific thought… hmm, hard to know which way to jump, really.
Judy Horacek
23
Usually I’ll just eat popcorn, but if theaters would sell me goat cheese and garlic with Triscuit crackers, I’d give them all my money.
24
Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.
25
I would love to be trained by Kareem. That’s a GOAT.
26
I always thought it was a goat that kicked me over the fence. My mama told me the other day it was a cow. Now I’m sort of scared of both.
27
I’ll be with The Goat until the fall. Then I’ve been given three plays to look at and there have been a couple of films have come over the desk. I will probably not do either one of them.
Mercedes Ruehl
28
I’m a big oatmeal fan. For my every-morning breakfast, I will do oatmeal with cinnamon, goat’s milk or even butter, with apples and raisins, and then I’ll maybe do some eggs, say two poached eggs with that.
29
When I was eight years old, I wrote a paragraph-long short story about a goat on my mother‘s hundred-pound, black-and-white-screen laptop. The story came about largely because I liked the way the word ‘goat’ looked on the page, but I decided then and there that I wanted to be a writer. That desire never changed.
Tea Obreht
30
I had a ton of animals; I had a goat growing up, a bunch of rabbits, a vegetable garden.
Kelli Williams
31
Happiness isn’t happiness unless there’s a violin-playing goat.
32
I remember in the spring of 1971, a hundred thousand people converged on the Pentagon in June of 1971. They threw blood; I guess it was goat’s blood or something, on the steps to the Pentagon. People were being accused of being murderers and baby killers. You just can’t imagine the civic outrage.
33
We had three cows and a goat. People from New York and L.A. are like, ‘Oh my gosh, that’s a farm!’ But people in Tennessee are like, ‘That’s not a farm.’ I’ve never milked a cow or anything like that.
34
Sometimes there has to be a goat on some level, and I’m totally fine with that being me.
35
I live in Harlem, New York City. I am unmarried. I like ‘Tristan,’ goat’s milk, short novels, lyric poems, heat, simple folk, boats and bullfights; I dislike ‘Aida,’ parsnips, long novels, narrative poems, cold, pretentious folk, buses and bridges.
36
I am pretty much gluten-free; I barely ever eat bread, and the only dairy I eat is Greek yogurt and goat cheese.
37
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
38
You eat a lot of goat stomach when you’re in North Africa. You eat whatever’s put in front of you. I am a big proponent of that.
39
My parents taught me many of the things that people need in life to feel confident: practical things, such as managing finances, mucking out the goat barn, cleaning a house, doing repairs, mending a broken roof or a toilet.
40
I’m chasing my contenders. I’m talking about that GOAT status.
41
I don’t mind sitting behind Tom Brady. That is the GOAT himself.
42
Before I even got ‘Saturday Night Live,’ I was already known as the furthest thing from a goat boy. I had a stand-up routine, which I was all ready to do on HBO, beforeSaturday Night Live,’ so if my routine was dependent on being a goat, I would want to quit.
43
I live in Harlem, New York City. I am unmarried. I like ‘Tristan,’ goat’s milk, short novels, lyric poems, heat, simple folk, boats and bullfights; I dislike ‘Aida,’ parsnips, long novels, narrative poems, cold, pretentious folk, buses and bridges.
44
It was totally insane doing goat yoga in San Francisco.
45
I love roasted beets with goat cheese. I am also a fruit addict.
46
The truth is that most of your Facebook friends are too busy counting their own ‘likes’ to pay attention to you for more than a few seconds anyway. Unless you happen to be a kitten who’s in love with a baby goat, in which case you should hire a publicist immediately.
47
I did sacrifice a goat. I know that’s probably a quibble in the mind of most Americans.
Augustus Sol Invictus
48
I always thought it was a goat that kicked me over the fence. My mama told me the other day it was a cow. Now I’m sort of scared of both.
49
I would love to be trained by Kareem. That’s a GOAT.
50
When I was a lad in my 20s, as carefree and debonair as any other underpaid newspaperman, I happened to be a golfer who could flirt with par fairly often, and I was adventurous enough in those days to play any known or unknown thief who showed up at Goat Hills for whatever amount he fancied.
51
Goat’s milk is the closest thing out there to human breast milk. Plus, it is more easily digested than cow‘s or soy milk. Giving goat’s milk to children is popular in Europe and other parts of the world.
52
When I was eight years old, I wrote a paragraph-long short story about a goat on my mother‘s hundred-pound, black-and-white-screen laptop. The story came about largely because I liked the way the word ‘goat’ looked on the page, but I decided then and there that I wanted to be a writer. That desire never changed.
Tea Obreht
53
On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat.
Remedios Varo
54
Leh has few of what Europeans regard as travelling necessaries. The brick tea which I purchased from a Lhassa trader was disgusting. I afterwards understood that blood is used in making up the blocks. The flour was gritty, and a leg of mutton turned out to be a limb of a goat of much experience.
55
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
56
The Coogan Law had to come and it just happens that I was the goat for it.
57
I am, of course, directly descended from Brian Boru, the last king of Ireland, a fact certified by my mother and therefore beyond dispute. But as everybody else with a drop of Irish blood in his carcass is also a guaranteed descendant of the old billy goat, I am not overly arrogant because of this royal strain.
58
As a keeper, you have to understand that your job is black and white: you make a save, or you don’t; you can be the hero – or the goat.
59
Shout out to Sting: that’s the G.O.A.T. right there. The goat. Greatest of all time.
60
Real men will eat anything I mean anything. I think the only food I have ever turned down was a boiled goat’s head while hitch-hiking in Yugoslavia in the 1980s.
61
I had a ton of animals; I had a goat growing up, a bunch of rabbits, a vegetable garden.
Kelli Williams
62
I love jerk chicken. I could literally eat it every single day of my life. I also like curry goat, rice and peas, and ackee and saltfish. For some reason, no one ever taught me how to cook, though. They’ve always cooked for me!
63
Shout out to Sting: that’s the G.O.A.T. right there. The goat. Greatest of all time.
64
As a keeper, you have to understand that your job is black and white: you make a save, or you don’t; you can be the hero – or the goat.
65
Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.
66
Offers come all the time, but I’m pretty particular. I really have to be wowed by a character I encounter in a script, or a storyline. I really do need to feel inspiration, otherwise I’m just happy planting perennials and making goat cheese.
67
I love Moroccan food, but I don’t want to eat a goat or sheep‘s head, thanks.
68
I’ve made my music so that it could be about anything and everybody – whether it’s a guy, a female or a goat – and everybody can relate to that.
69
If I want to be the GOAT, I’ve got to take out No. 1 contenders.
70
I was what they callskinny fat‘ – a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat.
A. J. Jacobs