Married Man Quotes

Here, we’ve compiled a list of the best Married Man Quotes from famous persons: Michael Feldman, Lee Mack, Angelina Jolie, Ellen Ullman, Lauren Bacall. The wide variety of quotes available makes it possible to find a quote to suit your needs. You’ve likely heard some of the Married Man Quotes before, but that’s because they truly are great.

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Yes, if I wasn’t a happily married man with three children, Emma Bunton would definitely be my hot-tub fantasy date.
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To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not look at myself in the morning if I did that. I wouldn’t be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife.
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My mother told me that my birth mother got pregnant by a married man who didn’t want to leave his wife.
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The big rule is that you must never get mixed up with a married man – never even look sideways at another woman‘s fella. Boy, I really was terrific at obeying that rule, wasn’t I?
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Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
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I’m a happily married man and I think to get married you have to be optimistic.
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Every married man who wants peace in the relationship, should learn the trick to avoid that one question – ‘How is the food?’
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If there is anyone a married woman would want around their husbands, it would be me. I don’t want any married man, never have, never will.
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There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.
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A married woman has the same natural right to acquire and hold property, and to make all contracts that she is mentally competent to make reasonably, as has a married man, or any other man.
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If you are a married man resident in Cuba, you cannot get a passport to go to the next town without your wife’s permission in writing.
Edward Burnett Tylor
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In Psycho IV, the time is five years after III, and Norman is out of the hospital. He’s a married man, and he’s finally learned how to love somebody and have natural sex without killing his lover.
Joseph Stefano
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I’m not entangled in a bunch of lawsuits and a web that I can’t get out of. I can hold my head up… a happily married man who has his head in order. There isn’t a bunch of scandal in my life.
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No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
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In New Jersey, judges have ruled that a same-sex couple or a single person applying to adopt must be given the same place in line as a married man and woman. I think that’s bad for kids. This makes me homophobic? I’m in show business. Half the people in my life are gay.
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Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
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There’s nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It’s a thing no married man knows anything about.
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To paraphrase Jane Austen, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a married man in possession of a vast fortune must be in want of a newer, younger wife.
Bruce Feirstein
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I know I will never have an affair with a married man again.
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I’m a married man. If I want sex at this particular point in my life, I go home for it.
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I am clearly vulnerable on the question of socializing under circumstances not appropriate for a married man.
Chuck Robb
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I flew to England to see the rough cut of ‘Revolutionary Road.’ I was quite moved. As a married man, it’s kind of disturbing to see a couple try so hard to work things out and fail so miserably.
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I’m not getting within 20 feet of a married man ever again – not even talking to one!
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I could never be with a married man. I just can’t. I could never imagine myself being the mistress of somebody.