Stupid Quotes

Here, we’ve compiled a list of the best Stupid Quotes from famous persons: Gin Wigmore, Lou Holtz, Teller, Dick Armey, Marilyn Manson. The wide variety of quotes available makes it possible to find a quote to suit your needs. You’ve likely heard some of the Stupid Quotes before, but that’s because they truly are great.

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When you're young, you need to be silly and be stupid a

When you’re young, you need to be silly and be stupid and not be trying to do that when you’re 40 in a red sports car.
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How do you know what it’s like to be stupid if you’ve never been smart?
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Generally, magicians don’t know what to say, so they say stupid and redundant crap like, ‘Here I am holding a red ball.’
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Spike Lee is obviously more stupid than anyone can be by accident.
Dick Armey
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If I think I weigh too much, I’ll lose weight; if my hair looks stupid, I’ll cut it. I guess I’m my harshest critic. I’m not easily satisfied.
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You know when something feels so good but you’re afraid to feel good about it? So you kinda hold back? Everyone says, Congratulations, you must be so happy. And you say something stupid like, I’m just doing what little I can with what little I have.
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I don’t hide or play stupid games.
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If a comic laughs at their own jokes, I don’t like it. They shouldn’t find it funny; they should seriously believe in this stupid thing they’re saying.
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A particularly fine head on a man usually means that he is stupid; particularly deep philosophers are usually shallow thinkers; in literature, talents not much above the average are usually regarded by their contemporaries as geniuses.
Robert Musil
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The tendency in comedy is to have a character who’s stupid get more stupid, because you’re trying to top yourself and not just repeat.
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To me, racism is so played out and corny and stupid, especially in music, where you now have Nelly doing songs with Tim McGraw, on the hit single ‘Over and Over.’ Anyone who thinks about that just needs to get a life.
Clinton Sparks
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There was reference made to our leaders being stupid. It’s not a question of stupidity. It’s that they don’t want to enforce the immigration laws. That there are far too many in the Washington cartel that support amnesty.
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I didn’t consider myself a fashion designer at all at the time of punk. I was just using fashion as a way to express my resistance and to be rebellious. I came from the country, and by the time I got to London, I considered myself to be very stupid. It was my ambition to understand the world I live in.
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In the face of an obstacle which is impossible to overcome, stubbornness is stupid.
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To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
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Freedom means the freedom to be stupid, and that’s what I want.
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When it comes to the draft process, I’m going to be – I’m not going to say anything stupid – but I’m going to be my authentic, true self, and hopefully someone in an organization says, ‘That’s my guy.’
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Ever since I was 7 years old, I was writing. I remember being in the basement of my house, this dank, horrible basement, putting on plays with not-very-willing participants, and I would promise kids in the neighborhood that I’d play Nintendo 64 with them after we’d rehearse this stupid play that I wrote.
John Francis Daley
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The Americans are completely stupid. The intellectual level in any single European country is higher than in America.
Michel Houellebecq
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How stupid do you have to be to imagine that you can turn ‘The Lord Of The Rings‘ into a film script?
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When I was a kid it was like, who could be the coolest? Who could do the stupidest thing? And you knew it was a stupid thing to do, but you would do it just so you could be the coolest guy. And then you end up doing really cruel crap.
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Actors who say they don’t watch TV are stupid. I was raised by TV! And it’s how I research for auditions.
Rebecca Mader
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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My dad shaped the footballing side of me, and Mum shaped me as a person. I’ve always been very close to her – we’ve only ever had one argument, and that was over something stupid when I was 13.
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Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that will make everything right, make us live forever, and all be rich. Conservatives are never that stupid.
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To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
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In order to be able to give a girlfriend the amount of time she deserves, you would need time, and I just can’t give her that. So, rather than being selfish or stupid enough to go into a relationship, it’s just been easier to be single.
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It’s a sad and stupid thing to have to proclaim yourself a revolutionary just to be a decent man.
David Harris
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That’s the hard part about sport: as men we haven‘t started to be in our prime, but as athletes we are old people. I needed support. I lost trust and did stupid things.
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A purpose, an intention, a design, strikes everywhere even the careless, the most stupid thinker.
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My best attribute is knowing when not to answer stupid questions.
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Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.
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It’s absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we’ve got rockets, we’ve got saran wrapfix it!
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Purple lipstick? Naw, that looks stupid on all girls!
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Now you watch reality TV, you watch them in all those pools or Jacuzzis and I say to myself was I that stupid? But that was me then.
Marcel Dionne
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Your body – or my body – is just kind of stupid. Like, your body doesn’t know whether you’re acting something because it’s happening or whether you’re acting it because it’s in the script.
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I don’t know how to speak to celebrities. Every time I talk to Alan Menken, I say something stupid and I have to apologize.
Kara Lindsay
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Young people never do have a clue. There are some young people that do, but they’ve always been the exception. They always all grow up at some point. The problem is that they’re all being indoctrinated by stupid leftists.
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An Egyptian newspaper once publicly identified me as the C.I.A. station chief in Cairo. It seemed so stupid at the time. I was only 24, a little young to be a station chief, and, of course, I was never with the C.I.A.
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We are the most amazing creatures that this world has ever produced, but we seem to also have this herd mentality; we seem to be the most stupid, also.
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I may be plucky, but I am not stupid.
Pierre Salinger
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People tend to think that I know less about what I’m talking about than I actually do – usually people who think that all aristocrats are stupid.
Christopher Monckton
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I’m sure there have been a lot of boys I’ve chased over the years that has been fueled by alcohol and stupidity. But that’s kind of how things happensometimes you have to do something really stupid, and sometimes it works out, and sometimes you fall flat on your face.
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Before, I was so stupid. But, you know, when you have friends who died on the street, you say, okay, let’s calm down. It’s not the kind of energy I want to have in life. I want to go slower, and longer.
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It could be a stupid thing to say, but people should realize that it is easy to get concerned about yourself and to lose contact.
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We think people go to a dictionary to find out what a word means. Most people go to the dictionary because they don’t want to look stupid.
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First of all, to defend my work, I had to believe that I am doing a totally silly, stupid, innocent comedy.
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Dictators aren’t stupid, or regimes could be toppled easily by young people mobilizing on Facebook.
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When I was growing up, I was told I was stupid and that I would never achieve. I suffered from dyslexia, and in those days it wasn’t recognised.
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I learned that you don’t take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them first. I think that’s stupid because I don’t go out in the back yard and hose off before taking a shower.
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An education system suits some more than others. It can lead you out into life or lead you on a wild goose chase. It can help to make you miserable, or dull and nasty and insipid, or profoundly stupid in the special way that ‘brainy‘ people can be.
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The difference between stupid and intelligent people – and this is true whether or not they are well-educated – is that intelligent people can handle subtlety.
Neal Stephenson
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The distinction between literary and genre fiction is stupid and pernicious. It dates back to a feud between Robert Louis Stevenson and Henry James. James won, and it split literature into two streams. But it’s a totally false dichotomy.
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The majority of the film industry is, like, obsessed with a ridiculous gender binary and keeping with this stupid social binary. Like, who cares?
56
One can be a great poet and be politically stupid.
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I was cursed with age, really. You do that stupid thing at 12 years old when you say something and it kind of sticks with you for the rest of your life. So, I believe I said I wanted to be a fishery manager. In hindsight, I think acting could be a better route.
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I think I’m prouder of ‘The Victim‘ than anything else, just because, if nothing else, it doesn’t look silly, it doesn’t look stupid. It holds up. It’s fun. A lot of people have enjoyed it, and I’m real happy about it.
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I see these guys, they throw a guy into the ropes and they do a back flip and then clothesline the guy and it looks stupid. Why don’t you just clothesline the guy?
60
I am for anyone that will give me lower taxes, stop all this stupid spending. Whoever promises me that gets this chicken’s vote.
61
We’re giving our freedoms away. The American experiment was about freedom. Freedom to be stupid, freedom to fail, freedom to succeed.
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I’m amusing and crazy on Twitter. I talk about important things, stupid things.
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Having a Hummer is stupid. It’s stupid to waste that much gas. It’s stupid to waste that much money on gas. It’s stupid to parade your insecurities on public roads. Hummers are stupid-looking.
64
There’s been so many different types of musicals, and it’s a funny genre because there’s a fine line between clever and stupid. It really takes a genius to know how to do it.
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When I write for ‘n+1,’ I begin by doing a lot of reading, to try to convince myself I’m not stupid. Then I scribble down a paragraph here, a paragraph there, when a notion strikes. Then I see if I can arrange those notions in a way that yields an argument.
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You can only be stupid when you’re young.
Peter Gallagher
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We learned a verse of this and that and we were having fun with the songs. Tommy would make up stories to go along with them and I would yell at him, ‘Hey, stupid, that’s not right,’ and he was like a silly kid trying to impress.
Dick Smothers
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I remember right after Carter got elected, I was sitting in my apartment in Albany, CA, on a Saturday listening to people call Carter and ask stupid questions while I designed the screen editor.
Bill Joy
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‘Shall We Dance?’ takes a small, exquisite Japanese movie and turns it into a big, stupid American movie. Still, it must be said that as glossy and overproduced as the thing is, it’s a good big, stupid American movie.
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When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there’s a list of stupid things, but I would make these dumb comedy tapes. I would often make prank phone calls, but I would also do it with friends.
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I’m on the Facebook board now. Little did they know that I thought Facebook was really stupid when I first heard about it back in 2005.
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There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument.
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Of course, the overwhelming majority of Muslims are not terrorists or sympathetic to terrorists. Equating all Muslims with terrorism is stupid and wrong.
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I certainly would have regretted not getting into wrestling. It’s been very lucrative for me and I’ve been fortunate to get into it and make money and not do anything stupid where I invested in something that collapsed.
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In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
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When I was labeled stupid, that scarred me forever.
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Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.
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Full-face helmets look stupid.
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Because I’m pretty, everybody thinks I’m stupid. But it is like a mask, and you have to break the mask to show that there is something else behind it. You have to show who you are to make the others come to discover you.
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All I’ve ever ended up with in terms of achievements is the movie, some really stupid anecdotes, a bunch of crosswords that I didn’t finish and maybe some old bicycle that I found lying around on set.
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The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man.
Du Mu
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I can do whatever I want. They will tell me if what I am doing is stupid or a total waste of time. I may tell them that they are wrong, and we will come to an agreement.
Bill Budge
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Memo to Congress: America’s problem is not that government is too small. It’s the spending, stupid!
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I got too old to live in the bush. You really need to be youngish and healthy, so it seemed stupid to keep going.
Mary Leakey
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I always feel stupid giving advice since I’ve been married, what, a year? I can say this: Be in it for the long haul and just know there are going to be rough patches. No two people are the same, there are going to be areas where you just don’t click.
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When you’re 20, we all make stupid and impulsive decisions.
Brian Bosworth
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Can we agree there are no stupid questions? Probably not. But let’s try anyway.
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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
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The wise are instructed by reason, average minds by experience, the stupid by necessity and the brute by instinct.
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By the time you are in your thirties, most of the time, you’ve got a job, you can pay for your rent, you can create this nice world around you. And still, you’re only in your thirties – you’re not that far away from your twenties, which is when you’re making all of your stupid mistakes.
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For women raised in the ’70s, high heels can still carry a stigma; they’re associated with being stupid, with just wanting to please a man. Other women find them empowering.
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I’ve always wondered, what am I going to do that’s important with these stupid jokes that I tell.
93
As an actor, you have to be open to doing things where you look stupid, to be experimental.
94
Most of the Michelle Bachmanns and Mitt Romneys who say such terrible things about us actually is a positive force, because it allows sensible people to realize how stupid and vile their beliefs are.
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What I like are films that take me seriously, that don’t treat me as more stupid than I am.
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If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.
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All that hullabaloo about somebody‘s net worth is just stupid, and it’s made my life a lot more complex and difficult.
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Hollywood is great. I also think it’s stupid and small-minded and shortsighted.
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The questioning is a stupid formality aimed exclusively at preventing us from speaking at the demonstration.
Alexei Navalny
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I like ‘Zorro.’ I like people you can believe that don’t have those stupid powers. That is the beauty of Zorro. He’s just a guy working for the people, to save the people.
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Society is not a disease, it is a disaster. What a stupid miracle that one can live in it.
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I’m on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.
103
I never thought I’d get to the point where I’d be able to release a proper album, and I absolutely never thought that when I did, I would give it a name as stupid I have, but here we are.
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There’s almost no way of doing importing honestly, because if you do you’re at such a disadvantage competitively. So people spend huge amounts of effort getting around stupid laws and not paying taxes.
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I remember I had to play a blind person once, and I did this stupid thing with my eyes, and I knew the minute I started it I’d made a mistake.
106
Short of baseball and my family, it was gaming. And gaming is a $20-million to $200-million multi-year effort. It’s an insane, stupid and utterly irresponsible act. But I did it.
107
We still live with this unbelievable threat over our heads of nuclear war. I mean, are we stupid? Do we think that the nuclear threat has gone, that the nuclear destruction of the planet is not imminent? It’s a delusion to think it’s gone away.
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You don’t get old being stupid.
Chili Davis
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The factory model of education is a gargantuan bureaucracy. Some kids are good fits – I wasn’t. The system gives you bad grades and tells you you’re stupid. You don’t think, ‘If this kid’s not a good fit, it could be the system’s fault.’
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I want to stay in some era and remain there like a stupid idiot and see what happens when you try to pause time and not affect it. Not succeed. Not try to think ahead or think behind.
111
I never consciously said, ‘I want to be an actor.’ It sounds stupid, but it’s kind of like being a painter or something. You don’t say, ‘From today on I’m going to be a painter.’ It’s not something conscious – you’ve just been painting pictures all your life.
112
Eleven years of acting it has been for me, and I still sometimes think I am not cut out for this. I hate the people-pleasing that goes with it, and the stupid politics, but that is with every kind of work and job.
113
I don’t like being called ‘macho.’ Macho basically means stupid and a real Italian man is not macho, he’s smart. That’s smart in both senses: elegant and clever.
114
The difference between ignorant and educated people is that the latter know more facts. But that has nothing to do with whether they are stupid or intelligent.
Neal Stephenson
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I did it the stupid way, through trial and error.
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No scoundrel is so stupid as to not find a reason for his vile conduct.
117
There are lots of things to like about being Eastern Orthodoxincense, liturgies, all the baklava you can eat – but you know what I like best? None of that stupid ‘women’s ministrystuff.
118
I’m never, I hope, stupid enough to believe that Twitter or blogging or any of this stuff is a substitute for actually doing the work or writing a book.
119
Though my parents assured me over and over again that I wasn’t stupid or slow, I sensed that my dyslexia was now a stigma on all of us.
120
Of course there have been times I regretted being the kid in ‘E.T.’ My world went completely crazy. I was that stupid kind of famous, where you can’t go anywhere.
121
I am a profound pessimist both about life and about human relations and about politics and ecology. Humans are inadequate and stupid creatures who sooner or later make a mess, and those who are trying to do good do a lot more damage than those who are muddling along.
122
Somebody can become a celebrity for being stupid. That is what it’s turned into.
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I have a hard time arguing with stupid people.
124
Only in Britain could it be thought a defect to be too clever by half. The probability is that too many people are too stupid by three-quarters.
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I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, ‘I’m stupid.’
126
I would be stupid not to be on my own side. But I’m a human being, too. And I’m on the side of human beings, rather than on the side of crocodiles.
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Beauty fades, stupid is forever.
Dagen McDowell
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When I was 18, I went to the Soviet Union. I kept hearing that America was planning to bomb them – lots of bombs were going to come down on these people. I went there not knowing anything, except that I thought the whole thing was stupid and that I wanted to see who these people were that we were going to bomb.
129
You can’t imagine how stupid the whole world has grown nowadays.
130
I am not a philosopher, only frustrated by the development of the world we live in – and too stupid to keep my mouth shut when I see injustice.
131
I had a romantic, ‘Aren’t I a good girl?’ take on divorce, but the truth is that was stupid.
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Sometimes your worst competitors are the ones which are dying because they do stupid things.
134
We are animals, born from the land with the other species. Since we’ve been living in cities, we’ve become more and more stupid, not smarter. What made us survive all these hundreds of thousands of years is our spirituality; the link to our land.
135
I never professed to be perfect. I do something wrong or something stupid, I laugh at myself.
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Stupid as a man, say the women: cowardly as a woman, say the men. Stupidity in a woman is unwomanly.
137
A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side.
138
A clone of Einstein wouldn’t be stupid, but he wouldn’t necessarily be any genius, either.
139
I drive relatively fastwithin the remits of the law, obviously – but I struggle with people who do stupid things on the road. I have a massive urge to shout expletives at them.
140
One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that, in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid.
141
We all look stupid in patterned tights.
142
If you’re poor and you do something stupid, you’re nuts. If you’re rich and do something stupid, you’re eccentric.
Bobby Heenan
143
I know too much about religion to be religious, so to speak, and I am not that stupid, either.
144
My mum‘s always on at me to have children and blames ‘that stupid stage thing you do’ for me not already having a family.
145
I want to be able to have a conversation with people. I don’t want to be stupid. I’d like to have a life outside acting.
146
All good actors are very bright. You can’t be stupid and a good actor. You may be inarticulate, you may not be highly educated, but all good actors are quick-witted, some of them dazzlingly so. All you do is guide them.
147
I wasn’t the best student. I wasn’t stupid, but I wasn’t paying a lot of attention.
148
I don’t say I create. I copy, of course. I’ve never been interested in the point of view of the tailor or creator. Fashion is a visual impression. This is why I often refuse the name of fashion designer. It’s a superficial, stupid job. The social-psychological aspect is more interesting.
Franco Moschino
149
Only he has the calling for politics who is sure that he will not crumble when the world from his point of view is too stupid or base for what he wants to offer. Only he who in the face of all this can say In spite of all! has the calling for politics.
150
It would be stupid tameness, and unaccountable folly, for whole nations to suffer one unreasonable, ambitious and cruel man, to wanton and riot in their misery.
Jonathan Mayhew
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I got as much information as I could, so I wouldn’t look stupid, but this is a post 9/11 world and there’s only so much you can do with the FBI in terms of research.
152
Because Tom Doherty and people like that are not stupid. If they could have streamlined their operation more to get more money out of it, they would have done it. It’s not like they’re a bunch of idiots.
153
I am a dork in disguise; I love doing stupid stuff.
154
Expiring for love is beautiful but stupid.
155
It does seem really hard to get consumers to do the right thing. It is stupid that we use two tons of steel, glass, and plastic to haul our sorry selves to the shopping mall. It’s stupid that we put water in plastic bottles in Fiji and ship it here.
John Doerr
156
I think I was probably that kid in the neighborhood who you could expect once or twice a year to be knocking on your door trying to sell you something stupid.
157
I’m not one of those critics that believes U.S. foreign policy is confused, or stupid, or misinformed, or well-intentioned but it goes awry. I think it’s a brilliant policy filled with many brilliant, terrible, horrible victories.
Michael Parenti
158
I can’t lie, I did a lot of really, really stupid things, and it was because it was my way of crying for help.
159
I do think the story in Halloween 5 is a bit stupid, and there’s a lot more blood. They’re obviously going to take the Halloween series in a different direction.
160
Joining Yes was one of those stupid things that you do sometimes. It was one of the two or three times in my life that I’ve done something that I knew was wrong.
Trevor Horn
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When you think about Twitter and you think what a dumb stupid throwaway technology, and then you have the Iranian elections and it actually saves the day – you can’t prejudge technologies now because they have effects you may not have intended.
162
I talked about becoming stupid, but I’ve always been stupid. Fortunately I’ve been just smart enough to realize that I’m stupid.
163
I was kind of like chasing my tail and trying to do the right thing, and was a little bit stupid. Or irresponsible, which is the same thing I guess. It’s just been really busy and I had a lot of great opportunities.
164
The basic function of a comic is stand-up because it’s so straightforward and simple. If the audience don’t laugh, you didn’t do your job. I’ve had some audiences where I didn’t care if they laughed or not because they were either too drunk or stupid.
165
The market is often stupid, but you can’t focus on that. Focus on the underlying value of dividends and earnings.
166
When President Ronald Reagan asked me a stupid question once, I called him an idiot in public! I thought I was going to be arrested, but he laughed and appreciated me.
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Conservatives may believe that impoverished borrowers destroyed Wall Street. But we liberals will not fool ourselves that stupid bankers sank conservatism for good.
168
My brother and I have always had this theory that, as stupid as it sounds, in video games, there is a certain hand-eye coordination and a thought process that you can learn.
169
I keep myself busy, I read a lot, watch a lot of TV, and do a lot of gardening. I do stupid stuff and I love it.
170
I love trains. I don’t even mind First Great Western, which is a stupid name because it implies every carriage is first class, but they’re not.
171
As a girl, I am this stupid, emotional, very loyal, sort of believe-in-values-and-principals sort of girl.
172
In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.
173
People aren’t stupid. I mean, people remember in 1990, the unemployment rate was 10 percent. Now it’s 4 _ percent. We’ve got 1/4 million jobs that we’ve created.
174
I just happen to believe that people are not stupid. And the way I will come at it is to educate people, help people to actually understand that it is that progressive movement that is causing them the problems.
175
Smoking sucks! The one thing I would say to my kid is, ‘It’s not just that it’s bad for you. Do you want to spend the rest of your life fighting a stupid addiction to a stupid thing that doesn’t even really give you a good buzz?’
176
In my humble opinion, change is stupid.
177
So, I’m on ‘Sesame Street,’ walking around with all these monsters, Elmo and his buddies, a whole bunch of chickens, a whole bunch of penguins and a number four dancing about. It was just pure joy, simple, ridiculous fun, stupid joy. There’s no irony. ‘Sesame Street‘ is just a crazy great place to be.
178
The public’s not stupid.
179
It took me a long time, but I don’t feel as anxious about stupid things anymore – or perhaps they’ve just been replaced by more complicated stupid things.
Neil Finn
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When I was 23, I went to Alaska by myself into the glaciers of the coast range and climbed a mountain by myself. It was incredibly reckless, incredibly stupid. But I was lucky. And I survived, and I came back to tell my story.
181
You know, so many people say TV makes you stupid. But it had the complete opposite effect on me. It kept me from having a really bad Southern accent.
DJ Qualls
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People always tell me the next stage of my career means moving to New York, but I never will. I don’t care how that affects my career, and I think it’s stupid that it would.
183
You know, baseball’s not stupid. Baseball does what the fans want, usually.
184
You find yourself in the world, without any power, immovable as a rock, stupid, so to speak, as a log of wood.
Nicolas Malebranche
185
A friend of mine at the American Enterprise Institute says there are two parties: the silly party and the stupid party. I’m too old for the silly party, so I had to join the stupid party.
186
Anybody that you put on TV five hours a week is at some point is going to say something stupid.
187
It’s just unconscionable that America has become so stupid.
Russell Means
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Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders.
Sloan Wilson
189
The worst mistake I made was that stupid, suburban prejudice of anti-Semitism.
190
When we were making ‘Arrested Development,’ it was the hardest thing I’d ever done. You know, nobody was watching. We weren’t getting feedback. The job wasn’t paying very well. But the one thing I did feel confident about was: No one will ever be able to do this again. Because no one would be stupid enough to try.
191
I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I’ll do it for a while. I’ll just quit if it’s stupid.
Rob Corddry
192
Out of 3,500 students in my high school, I was the only openly professing Christian kid. Obviously there were challenges. ‘Only old and stupid people believe.’
193
It’s funny, I often think about how, if we were all placed in an apocalyptic situation, you’d realize quickly how stupid, petty things just don’t matter anymore. Who you love is who you love, and it doesn’t matter.
194
A lot of the characters I play are very naive, and I don’t think I’m like that. And I’m not stupid!
195
Every journalist who is not too stupid or too full of himself to notice what is going on knows that what he does is morally indefensible.
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The whole concept of ‘grounding‘ children is utterly stupid – they just go off and rebel and don’t like you. When my kids eventually come along, I don’t want them to not like me.
197
You’d be surprised how many stupid mistakes I’ve made. I make stupid mistakes all the time, and some of them have been very big stupid mistakes.
198
I’m kind of stupid.
Alexander Siddig
199
I’m very scared of water. When you don’t see the water… I imagine monsters – stupid things.
200
Love at first sight is probably for stupid people, but maybe I’m just cynical.
201
Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn’t work. You can be politically incorrect if you’re smart.
202
Behind it all is surely an idea so simple, so beautiful, that when we grasp it – in a decade, a century, or a millennium – we will all say to each other, how could it have been otherwise? How could we have been so stupid?
John Archibald Wheeler
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It’s about the power of design and the power of the human spirit. It’s above paying anybody to do something stupid for money like reality television does – like ambushing people.
204
The system isn’t stupid, but the people in it are.
205
We’re self obsessed and mad and stupid – not that other people can’t be the same way – but the extremes are kind of honest in some mad way. Anyway, I like them.
206
We played it as long as we could play it on that CD and I think it might be 50 minutes, maybe. What you have to do is play a couple of songs and then get off the stage because everything that trails it sounds stupid.
207
I think that a big part of comedy is being made fun of, and it is looking silly or looking stupid.
208
Everyone here says in a surprised manner that I have grown… they are so stupid and do not notice that I am standing up straighter!
Anna Freud
209
You can be sincere and still be stupid.
210
Sometimes people don’t trust the force of kindness. They think love or compassion or kindness will make you weak and kind of stupid and people will take advantage of you; you won’t stand up for other people.
211
I was not going to be a stupid girl singer. I was going to be way more than that.
212
I’ve learned people are watching, so don’t do nothing stupid.
213
I’m definitely careful. I’m not reckless or stupid, but that’s how I was raised, to not be stupid or immature in as far as trying to grow up too quickly or putting forward a certain image that isn’t me.
214
The executive branch has grown too strong, the judicial branch too arrogant and the legislative branch too stupid.
Lyn Nofziger
215
Sean Penn’s really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.
216
The education that prepared me was my general education classes, which I tried to avoid when I was a stupid undergraduate, but which gave me the foundation of general knowledge that makes a career as a writer possible.
217
Today we have big, crude instruments guided by intelligent surgeons, and we have little, stupid molecules of drugs that get dumped into the body, diffuse around and interfere with things as best they can. At present, medicine is unable to heal anything.
218
Most of the gaffes I’ve made have not been funny – they’ve been stupid.
219
To be stupid and selfish and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness. Though if stupidity is lacking, the others are useless.
220
‘You’re stupid,’ is not something even his most severe critics usually say to President Barack Obama.
221
The most abysmal advise ever given by the ignorant to the stupid.
Tommy Armour
222
At times one feels that what is being said in the West is that the fact that you are a Muslim predisposes you to this blind, stupid terrorism.
223
When I was at MIT, they had a beta test of Mosaic, the first popular browser. I remember looking at it, and there was a weather map or something. Now, in fairness to me, there weren’t any websites then. But I remember saying, ‘This is stupid – what’s the point?’ Now, of course, it’s obvious.
224
Most people thought Gomer was stupid, dumb, a real klutz. But you study him, he really wasn’t any of those things. Gomer just didn’t want to see bad in anybody; you could never get him mad.
225
There are some remarks that are so stupid that to be even vaguely aware of them is the intellectual equivalent of living next door to Chernobyl.
226
I saw the discrimination that was happening towards Middle Easterners, Muslims and other brown people who had nothing to do with 9/11. It suddenly felt like a duty of mine to talk about some of the crazy things that were going on and make fun of how stupid it was.
227
I think every artist needs a rule that’s stupid but that helps him, like a deadline would.
Thomas Mars
228
I don’t want to be the stupid blond. I want to be an actor.
229
A couple of taxi drivers have asked me if we can survive financially as an independent nation. I say, how come we are more stupid than Denmark or Finland or Sweden? They’ve all got the same amount of people. Are we all going to down tools? Is everybody in Scotland going to stop working?
Eddi Reader
230
When I sing, it’s just… comfort is a stupid word, but it is.
231
I will always continue to make stupid action films but I think ‘V For Vendetta’ is a very smart film and I think that people will feel differently about things when they see it.
232
Love at first sight is probably for stupid people, but maybe I’m just cynical.
233
I have no choice but to fight them every step of the way. I can’t tell you how many other stupid ideas have been proposed over the last two years.
234
One has the idea of a stupid man as perfectly healthy and ordinary, and of illness as making one refined and clever and unusual.
235
I don’t ride a sport bike. If I’m riding a sport bike and trying to do tricks, and going 200 miles down the highway, that’s probably pretty stupid. But when you’re riding a Harley or a chopper, and you’re riding with a group of people and you’re not on the highway and you’re cruising, you’re relaxing.
Ben Roethlisberger
236
Stupid is a great force in human affairs.
237
I love improv. ‘Crazy, Stupid, Love,’ the script was really great, but the directors were open to letting you try different things. And that felt like a muscle I hadn’t exercised in a really long time.
238
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
239
Obama ran as sane and decent, as though we were electing a mood, and not necessarily a set of policies. Unfortunately, Obama has governed the same way – and misread the mood, which is all there is, really, because being crazy and stupid is all we’re really good at politically any more.
240
I think I did a lot of really stupid stuff really quickly in my twenties and that sort of led me to want to sort of just relax a little bit. Relax a lot.
241
I think if you’re an actor you kind of have to be willing to look stupid.
242
I’m not Catholic. I don’t believe in God. But at the same time, I’m obsessed by the sacred, by spirituality. The question of redemption has been present well before Christianity, but as French people are a bit stupid, they see all that in religious terms.
243
But look, you did not have to be well versed in politics to know that some stupid things were going on. It is the counsel‘s job to stop them, and instead the coverup was created.
Fred F. Fielding
244
I have mixed feelings about those sorts of things. When I see it done by interesting young people, I think it’s very valid. But when established photographers, people in their forties, copy me and get a lot of money, well, I find that to be very stupid.
Helmut Newton
245
I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. ‘Please don’t take away our precious Soviet Union! – We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!’
246
I feel like there haven’t been a lot of stupid rumors surrounding my life.
247
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
248
The real war is not between the West and the East. The real war is between intelligent and stupid people.
249
Am I about to feel really, really stupid?
250
I love, love, love music – have since I was a kid, and I’m still really into music – and I became a singer because I was too stupid to learn how to play an instrument, I guess.
Cassandra Peterson
251
I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large dreams, and half the time they come true.
Debi Thomas
252
Almost any difficulty will move in the face of honesty. When I am honest I never feel stupid. And when I am honest I am automatically humble.
Hugh Prather
253
The most stupid mistake a counter-insurgency operation can make is alienating the population. If you alienate the population, you’re finished.
254
It’s remarkable how much long-term advantage people like us have gotten by trying to be consistently not stupid, instead of trying to be very intelligent.
255
I had this talent for these stupid little teenage songs.
Paul Anka
256
I’m for fighting a war on terrorism, not a war in Southwest Asia that Alexander the Great couldn’t win, the British Empire couldn’t win, the Soviet Union couldn’t win. That’s stupid. It’s a waste of resources; a waste of America’s best and brightest.
Kurt Schrader
257
You have to be an optimist, right? You have to be critical, then you have to be an optimist. Or else you’re really stupid.
258
One of the problems with putting Huck Finn into a movie or on the stage is, you always make the white people stupid and racist. The point is, they don’t know they’re racist.
Hal Holbrook
259
I made stupid decisions as a kid, or as a young adult, but I’m trying to be now, I’m trying to take this lemon and make lemonade.
260
When somebody says something stupid to me, I usually alleviate it with laughter and humour. I make light of it to educate people on why it’s inappropriate.
261
Like wars, forest fires and bad marriages, really stupid laws are much easier to begin than they are to end.
262
We foolishly did not realize Saddam was stupid.
April Glaspie
263
It’s good to feel stupid sometimes and do things that are out of your comfort zone.
264
When you’re with your partner, I think, does everyone else sing and do the stupid voices and all that stuff that I do and always have done?
265
If I’m going to go out to be a solo artist, it’s because I want to do something different without having to wait on someone else’s schedule or hobbies or be limited by other people’s prejudices. I’d be kind of stupid not to exercise that.
266
I have an adult emotional life and an editing system inside me which prevents me from being preposterously stupid.
Stephen Hopkins
267
Only he has the calling for politics who is sure that he shall not crumble when the world from his point of view is too stupid or too base for what he wants to offer.
268
In America, it has been proven that the bulk of spending money is in the hands of women between 60 and 80, so it’s so stupid. The people who do have the time and money to shop are either retired or empty-nesters.
269
The owners and managers were too stupid to realize we had brains.
Ted Lindsay
270
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
271
Stupidity really gets me going, when it’s just plain stupid, obvious stupidity.
272
I’ve never met a funny person who wasn’t smart. I’ve met a lot of dramatic people who were stupid. But I’ve never met a funny person who wasn’t smart.
273
Our material eye cannot see that a stupid chauvinism is driving us from one noisy, destructive, futile agitation to another.
274
I get asked to do stupid things like panel shows and talk shows and things.
275
You’ve got to be stupid to heckle me – I am very equipped to win.
276
Having an affair with an intern is just an incredibly stupid thing to do.
277
If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it. I just hate it.
278
Women are not stupid, but they were not clever enough to realise that feminism did not bring freedom, but the opposite. That’s why I’m glad feminism is dead.
Michel Houellebecq
279
I know people think I’m a stupid little street queen out there begging for change cause there’s nothing else she knows how to do.
280
Life just doesn’t care about our aspirations, or sadness. It’s often random, and it’s often stupid and it’s often completely unexpected, and the closures and the epiphanies and revelations we end up receiving from life, begrudgingly, rarely turn out to be the ones we thought.
281
I think a lot of times we don’t pay enough attention to people with a positive attitude because we assume they are naive or stupid or unschooled.
282
Really smart people don’t want to say stupid things, and they really don’t want to be a part of a PR-engineered interview. People really do want to be smart, and they want smart questions. So, if you ask smart questions, there’s no way you can’t do well.
283
Love is being stupid together.
284
War’s stupid. Nobody wins. You might as well talk first; you have to talk last anyway.
Henry Allingham
285
This book, ‘Stupid White Men,’ has sold now over four million copies worldwide. Probably about half of that may be in the U.S. and Canada, and the rest, overseas.
286
I’m kind of stupid when it comes to gadgets.
287
That’s a small portion of my career, taking a moment to do something stupid.
288
I’m not going to fight because I mean too much to our team, and I can’t afford to be suspended for a game or do something stupid to get me kicked out of a playoff game.
289
I always believed that women have rights and that there are some women that are intelligent enough to claim those rights. There are some others that are stupid enough not to.
290
If my ego was out of whack and I believed I could carry anything off, that would be a stupid risk. But so far there’s been no reason not to try anything.
291
I’m very intelligent. I’m capable of doing everything put to me. I’ve launched a perfume and want my own hotel chain. I’m living proof blondes are not stupid.
292
Everyone acts stupid at some time in order to be loved.
293
I make fun of Mensa. I don’t know a great deal about Mensa – that’s the high IQ group – but I say, ‘To get into Mensa, you have to have a high IQ, and once you get in, you spend your time congratulating people who are in Mensa with you.’ To me that’s a pretty stupid way to spend your life.
294
I started working at Hanna-Barbera in ’92 on 2 Stupid Dogs.
Craig McCracken
295
People do stupid things in the heat of the moment. I’ve been in Vegas where I’ve gotten married for, like, five minutes.
296
Nothing sways the stupid more than arguments they can’t understand.
Jean Francois Paul de Gondi
297
What can be more stupid than to be in pain about future things and absent ones which at present are not felt?
298
I think the motion picture industry is a stupid business and I despise acting the scenes in short snatches, one at a time. I hate this film work. I am disgusted with myself. On the stage I could never play a part unless I felt it with all my heart and soul.
299
There’s not one thing that inspires me the most. Me and my friends joke around with each other and hang out so much that whatever makes us laugh really hard makes it into ‘Workaholics.’ But the characters that I think are funny are guys that are confidently stupid.
300
The Australians are actually the worst of the criminals from the United Kingdom, but not worst as in toughest. They’re the ones who did stupid little things and got caught for it. Bad criminals.
301
The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I’m not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat.
302
The role of a goalkeeper is difficult to judge, above all if you haven’t been a goalkeeper. It’s like me giving an opinion on someone’s job without having had any experience in their sector. You start to realise how many stupid things are said and written about goalkeepers.
303
I’m under stress. They killed me on wikipedia. They killed me. And I didn’t stay dead long enough to sell no DVDs. I didn’t even stay dead long enough – I was too stupid. I should’ve stayed low. I should’ve laid low. I could’ve been gone for a year; I’d have made money. And then I’d have risen from the dead.
304
Technologically, I live in the 17th century; I don’t have a computer, I don’t have any of that stuff. I don’t look at the Internet, although I know people tell me I’m all over it. Somebody told me they Googled me, and they said I was mentioned two million times, some stupid thing… but who cares?
305
The Jews integrated themselves into American life to the point that the argument that the Jews aren’t American sounded so stupid, that people stopped thinking it.
306
The biggest misconception people have about me is that I’m stupid.
Billy Idol
307
Most entrepreneurial ideas will sound crazy, stupid and uneconomic, and then they’ll turn out to be right.
308
Watching Italian opera, all those male sopranos screeching, stupid fat couples rolling their eyes about. That’s not love, it’s just rubbish.
309
I don’t think you can rely on Iran. I don’t think you can rely on other radicals like the Taliban. They dispatched Al Qaida to bomb New York and Washington. What were they thinking? Were they that stupid? They weren’t stupid. There is an irrationality there, and there is madness in this method.
310
It’s such a stupid thing to sign a band and then demand a hit right away to instantly recoup the money. The point is, you have to do it by building your own following, and that is not necessarily done by writing instant hits.
311
I love to get to the underbelly of why people are up in arms about anything. Really, what I see is a big shadow in the West, in America especially, and everyone’s afraid of looking stupid. But the truth is, I’m a genius and I’m stupid at the same time.
312
No man who knows aught, can be so stupid to deny that all men naturally were born free.
John Milton
313
I am trying to be a girl who is real and has an opinion. Might say stupid things but not scared of men, and for me that’s important.
314
SpongeBob is a complete innocent – not an idiot. SpongeBob never fully realizes how stupid Patrick is. They’re whipping themselves up into situations – that’s always where the humor comes from.
315
I’m ashamed to say this, but I watched every episode of ‘Starsky and Hutch’ as a kid. I loved that show, but now I think it’s stupid – they’d have a car chase for no reason, then Paul Michael Glaser would shoot the car and it would blow up.
316
Luck, bad if not good, will always be with us. But it has a way of favoring the intelligent and showing its back to the stupid.
John Dewey
317
Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that will make everything right, make us live forever, and all be rich. Conservatives are never that stupid.
318
You might have a worry that’s so stupid it just peters out by itself, like a bad investment.
319
People say the most stupid things on the spur of the moment that they then have to retract.
320
It’d be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren’t kids who look up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I’m not a baby sitter.
321
In the United States I have always believed that there was a big difference between Conservative and stupid. Boy is it getting harder to prove that one by the minute.
322
There’s a lot of stupid men out there who feel like makeup is a betrayal of the truth, and that is so funny to me.
323
When you’re young, you’re stupid. You do silly things.
Ozzy Osbourne
324
I think Tokyo is going to sink under water soon. All those stupid high-rise buildings will sink and maybe all the traffic will be gone. And everything will be peaceful and quiet.
325
The best mistake I ever made was believing that I was stupid. It was a childhood thing, but it played out big-time as an adult. It scorned me the rest of my life – in a good way.
326
I never knew how ugly and how stupid I was until, you know, we had Twitter.
327
It’s stupid to say that I don’t like being in the public eye, but I don’t like doing stuff that’s not needed.
Zara Phillips
328
People come into your lives who you have a good time with, and time goes by and you still have a good time with them and you do stupid stuff with them. To me, that’s life.
329
When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can’t bear it, you cannot help but turn everything into a joke.
330
Songwriting is like editing. You write down all this stuff – all this bad, stupid stuff – and then you have to get rid of everything except the very best.
331
I’m optimistic but I’m also not stupid.
332
When I’m done with a book, I always give it to someone with expertise in the topic and tell them to flag all of my stupid mistakes.
333
Making jokes is about the most wrong and stupid thing a bemused, middle-aged, white heterosexual Anglo Saxon sort of Celt Australian male can do these days.
334
When I was a kid, I wanted to be serious, like Daniel Day-Lewis. No one really dreams of being a comic actor, do they? Now I realise how stupid that is – and it’s because comic acting isn’t taken seriously enough. It’s a discipline. You know instantly – either you’re funny and getting the laughs, or you’re not.
335
It makes you also realize, ‘OK, I’m excited to play tennis, and I work really hard to be the best tennis player I think I can be,’ but I don’t waste my time on stupid stuff, you know what I mean.
Kim Clijsters
336
Why does everyone have to pretend to be stupid and not know long words?
337
I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I’d let them watch something like ‘Full House’ that I think would make them stupid.
338
Just for fun, I’m really goofy and I would love to do some stupid comedy. I’m talking, like, crazy, out there, Will Ferrell type of thing. I love it; I think those movies are so funny.
339
Be talented enough to make it and stupid enough to keep trying.
David Alan Grier
340
I enjoy being involved in making the artwork for albums and stupid stuff like that.
341
I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, ‘Am I a sex symbol?’ Then I go back to bed again. It’s stupid to think that way.
342
If someone thinks I’m posh, it just shows how lowly they are. Some people think I went to Eton. I’m far too stupid to get into Eton.
343
Till people find themselves greatly abused and oppressed by their governors, they are not apt to complain; and whenever they do, in fact, find themselves thus abused and oppressed, they must be stupid not to complain.
Jonathan Mayhew
344
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
Alexandre Dumas
345
Men know everything – all of them – all the time – no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are.
346
The hardest thing in the world, I now know, is to hold in your head that it is okay to think that you are right, but not to think so necessarily because everyone who disagrees with you is wrong or stupid or duped or bad.
Abigail Disney
347
When I look back I can’t believe I was so stupid as to direct Dealer‘s Choice.
348
I did my fair share of stupid stuff in high school, like anyone. I had a healthy fear of my parents, and I certainly never wanted to disappoint them. That would be the worst thing I could ever do.
Christine Lakin
349
My thing was play as hard as you can, don’t be stupid, pay attention to details, and have enough guts in the clutch that you’re not afraid to make a play. Some things I thought were important for a young man to know.
350
I used to have the most visceral response to having my photo taken. I felt like instantly bursting into tears and running out of the room. I hated all the attention, which is such a stupid thing for an actor to say.
351
Ignorance is pitiful! If you are ignorant and stupid, you are sick – white, black, green, I don’t care.
Willie Wells
352
I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you’re stupid.
353
I’m not a comic person at all. It never reached me in the north of Ireland, in the ’60s and ’70s growing up. We used to get stupid comics like ‘The Topper’ and ‘The Beezer,’ things like that.
354
I just want people to see that I do my own stuff, that I’m not stupid, and I can make fun of myself.
355
Sitting here now today, I can forgive a lot of the English people because it only takes a hand full of bad people to do something stupid like that and it can make the whole country look bad.
356
Of course I have regrets; I’m not stupid.
357
I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train.
358
Ever since the economic crisis in 2008, millions of people have accepted cuts in all sorts of things – from real wages and living standards to benefits and hospital care – without any real opposition. The cuts may be right, or they may be stupid – but the astonishing thing is how no-one really challenges them.
359
All I can do is put out the good stuff, and people will make the decision on whether they like it. My fans are very intelligent people. They’re not stupid. They know what’s good.
360
If I’ve learned anything in this business, how stupid would it be not to do ‘It’s My Party’ when people come to hear it?
361
I’ve made some stupid decisions, so I have to be careful. I once said ‘no’ to a film that was a number-one hit. And ‘Date Movie’ had the smallest budget of any movie I’d been in, and it went to the top of the box office.
Sophie Monk
362
I’m young but I’m not stupid.
Abby Elliott
363
George Bush is not stupid. He’s evil. OK? There’s a huge difference between stupid and evil.
364
You say something stupid and the next morning you’re in the headlines.
365
It sounds really stupid, I hate making cosmic comments like this but, I just let it do what it wants to do.
366
Americans have different ways of saying things. They say ‘elevator‘, we say ‘lift‘… they say ‘President’, we say ‘stupid psychopathic git.
367
For awhile, I got stupid about only wanting a leading-man role, but I have no illusions. I know I’m not Brad Pitt.
Breckin Meyer
368
There’s more to life than being an actor in a Hollywood movie. I’m not going to adapt my life after that existence, where a lot of people do. And they get the publicist, and they get all that stuff, and it becomes them. I think it’s a stupid way to live your life. A really dumb way to live your life.
369
I punish myself more than anybody else does if I am stupid about my actions, and I suffer, really suffer.
370
I wish I was more stupid because I’m either completely ecstatic and joyous and absolutely high as a kite or I’m a bit morbid. There’s never anything in between.
371
I had rather be an oyster than a man, the most stupid and senseless of animals.
George Berkeley
372
I am not stupid. I am a very bright guy. I know that in the fighting game, you get people who get brain damage and do themselves long-term harm.
373
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
374
I’ve always chosen my band members based on their sense of humor. It might sound stupid, but it means not only are they fun to live with on a tour bus for years, but humor implies intelligence.
Kristin Hersh
375
But Big Oil and Big Coal have always been as skilled at propaganda as they are at mining and drilling. Like the tobacco industry before them, their success depends on keeping Americans stupid.
376
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
377
Racist people are few, in the minority. But you can do nothing to change them. You can talk, you can do what you want, but you can’t do anything because they are just stupid people.
378
They say military have the so-calledsecret intelligence’ – this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I’ve never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.
Ozzy Osbourne
379
Yoga is the most boring exercise. It’s for people who are too lazy to get on the elliptical. Bikram, where they heat up the room to mimic India‘s climate, is especially stupid. People in India are not skinny because they’re doing yoga in 105-degree rooms; they’re skinny because there’s no food.
Noureen DeWulf
380
The thing that bums me out about ‘The Real World‘ is I don’t want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.
381
You have to protect it too, you can’t let just any stupid person take it and do something demoralizing with it. At the same time, I don’t believe in being so rigid about controlling what happens either.
382
Crime is stupid, lazy and weak. You can only exploit it and make money out of it.
Gregory David Roberts
383
There are only two races on this planet – the intelligent and the stupid.
John Fowles
384
I’ve said this before, and I’m sure there are people who disagree, but I feel like one of the reasons there aren’t a lot more women in stand-up – and there are many more now; it’s not parity, but it’s getting there – is that women are not socialized to look stupid or silly. They’re socialized to be pretty and precious.
385
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
Freya Stark
386
I did all the stupid things you’d expect from a 21-year-old kid with money.
387
I remember, when I was a young guy in the SEAL teams, I was very afraid of making mistakes and looking stupid or doing dumb things and getting a bad reputation.
388
I wish the American public wasn’t so stupid if they realized that half the people on television make a living just to insult the other party.
389
I’d be stupid not to thank my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ because it was tough out there and I was nervous, and I felt his presence all day.
Webb Simpson
390
Great nations need organizing principles, and ‘Don’t do stupid stuff’ is not an organizing principle.
391
Most of the real bad guys in the world are people like you and me; they’re not stupid, and you can’t smell their horns.
392
I do stupid stuff like that: I’ll call my wife from the road, send her pictures of glaciers.
393
People are not stupid.
394
If you do not have an absolutely clear vision of something, where you can follow the light to the end of the tunnel, then it doesn’t matter whether you’re bold or cowardly, or whether you’re stupid or intelligent. Doesn’t get you anywhere.
395
People aren’t as stupid as the politicians think. More and more of us are laughing off our ‘civic duty’ to vote, rejecting the role of compulsory constituent.
Bob Black
396
When I was a kid, I would do stupid things on my bike. I’d jump any ramp, I’d jump over people, I’d jump over things – always crashing, never hurting myself badly but always wanting to take physical risks.
397
America is a nation with many flaws that only the stupid would deny, but with hopes so vast that only the cowardly would refuse to acknowledge them.
398
People think I am America’s party girl, which is just stupid. I have done 24 movies and I am creating my own TV show.
399
You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy.
400
We intellectuals are not stupid: we know the phenomenology of guilt is a bad photocopy of the phenomenology of thought, so it’s much cheaper to press that button.
401
I had a PET scan, and it was cleared. Not one cell of cancer after three rounds of chemo. But I still had seven more just for safety, which was stupid. I should have just worked on therapy.
402
People think that because of my nature and the tone of my voice that I’m stupid, and that’s hard.
403
I’m stupid, I’m ugly, I’m dumb, I smell. Did I mention I’m stupid?
404
I’m very free-spirited and crazy. I love to have fun, and I like doing stupid things. At the same time, I’m like a 35-year-old. I have a house. I have a car. I have a steady job. I have a business, and I have to make serious decisions.
405
I’m not sure if you can blame everything on the American way of life, but the United States are big. So, if you have a lot of people there, the percentage of stupid people is bound to be higher.
406
It never felt real to me. I never felt I had complete ownership over Bond. Because you’d have these stupid one-liners – which I loathed – and I always felt phony doing them.
407
Now, where does my comedy come from, like, as a human being? Yeah, when I was a kid I was dyslexic and had to go to special-ed every day and felt stupid about that and got very witty to defend myself.
408
You even called me stupid in your verse, and I’m almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend.
409
I think every American actor wants to be a movie star. But I never wanted to do stupid movies, I wanted to do films.
Kevin Kline
410
I’m always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they’re often not very stupid in hindsight.
411
When I was in college I did a lot of stupid things and I don’t want to make an excuse for that. Some of the things that people accuse me of are true, some of them aren’t. There are pranks, IMs.
412
I’m still stupid. I still do what I’m not supposed to do. Are you serious? I’m Jake ‘The Snake,’ man. I never claimed to be the sharpest knife in the drawer.
413
Most songwriters who have been lucky enough to have their song on the radio or be heard widely don’t know anything about science. The best songs have a strong dose of metaphor. Most songs about science don’t have that. Like ‘She Blinded Me With Science.’ It’s a stupid song, no offense to Thomas Dolby.
414
Even before I went to the UN, I often would want to say something in a meeting – only woman at the table – and I’d think, ‘OK well, I don’t think I’ll say that. It may sound stupid.’ And then some man says it, and everybody thinks it’s completely brilliant, and you are so mad at yourself for not saying something.
415
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
416
This is a Disaster. This isn’t something somebody can control. We ain’t stuck on stupid.
Russel Honore
417
I think even the most beautiful person looks stupid on Skype.
418
I don’t like Bush. I don’t trust him. I don’t like his record. He’s stupid. He’s lazy.
419
Life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid.
420
I think it’s particularly stupid that filmmakers have traditionally said, ‘Yeah, I like baseball, but the movie’s not going to be about the intricacies of the game.’ I mean, you wouldn’t cast an overweight guy with stubble if you were doing a ballet film.
421
Being a straight white guy in his, like, early twenties – there’s some sort of thing about it. A sort of privilege, a sort of anger or something. You just say some really stupid things.
422
How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It’s what men have kept secret for so long.
423
That title, is one of the things I fought for. A lot of people said ‘But it’s stupid, and it’s the title of a comedy movie, and people won’t take it seriously,’ and I’m sure there are some people who still don’t. But for the most part, people do see that we really have a quality show.
424
If journalists ask you again and again about the same bands, you’ll end up saying you hate them just because you’re so fed up with being asked all those stupid questions.
425
I’ll call somebody ‘dumb’ or ‘stupid’ if they make a dumb or stupid play. I don’t know any other word for it, and if they don’t like the word, that’s too bad.
426
Of course, the overwhelming majority of Muslims are not terrorists or sympathetic to terrorists. Equating all Muslims with terrorism is stupid and wrong. But acknowledging that there is a link between Islam and terror is appropriate and necessary.
427
As human beings, we are the only organisms that create for the sheer stupid pleasure of doing so. Whether it’s laying out a garden, composing a new tune on the piano, writing a bit of poetry, manipulating a digital photo, redecorating a room, or inventing a new chili recipe – we are happiest when we are creating.
428
I mean, I wasn’t stupid. I knew we’d make money and sell a lot of Dune books.
429
Fashion as King is sometimes a very stupid ruler.
E. T. Bell
430
I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid.
431
There’s so much talk about the drug generation and songs about drugs. That’s stupid. They aren’t songs about drugs; they’re about life.
Cass Elliot
432
I feel I should be doing stupid stuff, but I’m not going to.
433
I said something really stupid once. I told a friend that my mother was so beautiful, but my dad was ugly. My dad heard it and just laughed it off, but I felt guilty. It haunted me for years. I should never have said that.
434
Whenever man begins to doubt himself, he does something so stupid that he is reassured.
Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
435
Teaching, I find, is not the most amusing thing on earth; in fact, with a stupid lump for a Pupil, it is about the most irksome.
436
I’m not stupid enough to think that I can deal with another 10 or 15 years of major exposure. I think that is the ultimate tragedy of fame… People who are simply out of control, who are lost. I’ve seen so many of them, and I don’t want to be another cliche.
437
Artists can color the sky red because they know it’s blue. Those of us who aren’t artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we’re stupid.
Jules Feiffer
438
One wants to think that – and this is really a stupid thought – that through your art or whatever you do as an actor you can actually affect someone else’s lives and thoughts or whatever.
439
It’s hard for women who make a lot of money and make decisions all day long, then they have to come home and be ‘Stupid Sally.’ Men need respect, and they need to know that they can lead in the relationship, so even if they don’t make the most money they need to be able to call the shots.
440
There’s no amount of money that makes you feel better when people think of you as a joke or a hack or a failure or ugly or stupid or morally empty.
441
I drew the last image ever of Opus at midnight while Puccini was playing and I got rather stupid. Thirty years. A bit like saying goodbye to a child – which is ironic because I was never, never sentimental about him as many of his fans were.
442
The stupid believe that to be truthful is easy; only the artist, the great artist, knows how difficult it is.
443
One person is never as stupid as a group of people. That’s why they have lynch mobs, not lynch individuals.
444
There’s no doubt in my mind that people on the West Coast – L.A. particularly – and the East Coast have no clue at all about what’s happening outside their own little bailiwick. And they think everybody is stupid because they are not sophisticated.
Andy Williams
445
Let not a man do what his sense of right bids him not to do, nor desire what it forbids him to desire. This is sufficient. The skillful artist will not alter his measures for the sake of a stupid workman.
446
Australia has suffered a decade of drought, epic floods, a Category 5 cyclone, and a plague of locusts. But just because Aussies have the biggest carbon footprint in the world, it doesn’t mean they’re stupid.
447
It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.
Jerome K. Jerome
448
Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love.
449
Nobody else is stupid enough to get themselves into the straits that I get into.
450
A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
451
Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like ‘Brothers in Arms’ and immediately you know they’re a stupid annoying git.
452
I became famous so quickly and so young – it was daunting. I was immature and I used to say some really stupid things in interviews. I never smiled on stage so I looked really serious, but it was because I hated my teeth and was incredibly nervous.
453
Of course, everybody makes mistakes, and we’ve all been young and stupid. But people need to have a sense of respect, particularly in this business, because hundreds of people are ready to take your place at any time. Maybe some people should think about that.
454
When you’ve done good work, you can’t come back with something stupid.
455
I went through a political shift when I was nineteen or twenty. I felt a certain way, and after the shift, I felt the opposite way. And never once did someone yelling at me or making me feel stupid do anything other than reinforce the convictions I had. What did get to me was people listening to me.
456
I’m a lager drinker. I’m quite a stupid lager drinker. I do like my lager and mashed potatoes.
Rhona Mitra
457
With every animal, you have to build its confidence around people because people do some crazy and stupid things.
Ian Dunbar
458
People expect me to be stupid. I’m not saying I’m Stephen Fry, but it is amazing the perception people have.
459
I developed a nutty attitude where I’d think, If some guy really loves me he doesn’t care if I’m fat. I’d come up with all these stupid reasons why it would be OK to be fat.
460
Liberal interventions that enable all children to shoot for their potential aren’t just moral, they are pragmatic – any society that wastes talent to poverty or oppression isn’t just evil: it is stupid.
461
If this TV success had come in my twenties and I’d become a heart-throb, I would have been very stupid. I would have got into a lot of situations that I really wished I hadn’t.
462
Students never think it can be the teacher’s fault and so I thought I was stupid. I was frustrated and would come home and cry because I couldn’t do it. Then we got a new teacher who made math accessible. That made all the difference and I learned that it’s how you present it that makes it scary or friendly.
463
I’d be stupid not to take into consideration that there are certain things people will not consider me for because my name is Lopez. And I know I can do any kind of role. I don’t want anybody to say, Oh, she can’t pull this off. So those are barriers that you have to overcome.
464
It was a bit of a surprise when I became a Tory MP. My friends said it was a stupid idea.
465
Going to fight Gilbert Burns while not training jiu-jitsu, I mean, that’s just stupid.
466
The government does things like insisting that all encryption programs should have a back door. But surely no one is stupid enough to think the terrorists are going to use encryption systems with a back door. The terrorists will simply hire a programmer to come up with a secure encryption scheme.
467
The Sopranos‘ is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor, falls, stupid puns, bad jokes – infantile, adolescent stuff, but it makes me laugh.
468
Don’t let anyone tell you your ideas are stupid or the thing you feel most passionate about ‘won’t work’ – it’s happened to me time and time again, and we find that if you push at what you think is interesting hard enough, you’re probably right.
469
As a kid, I thought of myself as stupid because I needed remedial help. It was not until much later that I figured out that I was dyslexic and that my trouble with spelling and sounding out words did not mean I was stupid, but early impressions stuck with me and colored my world for a time.
Carol W. Greider
470
One always has the idea of a stupid man as perfectly healthy and ordinary, and of illness as making one refined and clever and unusual.
471
PowerPoint makes us stupid.
472
Stupid people do make me lose my temper and most people are stupid, fortunately for me. It’s made it easier for me to make a living.
Albert Gubay
473
You really can’t explain how you do the things you do. I can’t, anyway. I love certain actors, but sometimes they say the stupidest things about technique. I don’t want to say something stupid.
474
I reckon I probably worked for Euripides a long time ago. I do think we have many Earth walks and it’s possible that he’s an old friend. Does that sound too stupid for words? Quite frankly I think I’ve been an actor in so many lifetimes.
Joyce DeWitt
475
For the first time, the weird and the stupid and the coarse are becoming our cultural norms, even our cultural ideal.
Carl Bernstein
476
If one were to bring ten of the wisest men in the world together and ask them what was the most stupid thing in existence, they would not be able to discover anything so stupid as astrology.
David Hilbert
477
People are prospering from being unapologetically offensive, trite, and stupid. And we are tweeting ourselves into high blood pressure and ulcers trying to tell them to do better… Being a pompous nut biscuit is now a publicity strategy, and I don’t know what we can do to end the madness.
478
I don’t run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it’s the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I’m very businesslike about my runs.
479
When a big company lays you off, they often give you a year’s salary to ‘go pursue a dream.’ If you’re stupid, you panic and get another job. If you’re smart, you take the money and use the time to figure out what you want to do next.
Bruce Schneier
480
Ideas are only lethal if you suppress and don’t discuss them. Ignorance is not bliss, it’s stupid. Banning books shows you don’t trust your kids to think and you don’t trust yourself to be able to talk to them.
481
For me, I went to NYU, and at that point, it was 1995, and everyone wanted to be Tarantino. I was writing these stupid comedies, and I felt lost.
482
I mean people just have a way of – y’know they’ll review your record in two sentences and put you in this little stupid box that you don’t want to be in.
Elliott Smith
483
I’m a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette. I feel like people treat me now how I should be treated. People used to be shocked, when I was blond, that I wasn’t stupid.
484
General reader feedback is usually pretty worthless. 99% of people give feedback that is irrelevant, stupid, or just flat out wrong. But that 1% of people who give good feedback are invaluable.
485
I don’t really mind not being a part of a film – because if there is no part for me, I will never force myself upon a film. I feel like it’s just a distraction. If it is not organically incorporated into the story, it just feels like a stupid appearance, like a sort of wink. I hate that.
486
I believe the perfect life is the right combination between great things, great success and stupid mistakes or failures.
487
I was perhaps the worst student you have ever seen. You know, I thought I was stupid, all my classmates thought I was stupid, so there was general agreement.
488
When a thing is said to be not worth refuting you may be sure that either it is flagrantly stupid – in which case all comment is superfluous – or it is something formidable, the very crux of the problem.
489
Education makes us more stupid than the brutes. A thousand voices call to us on every hand, but our ears are stopped with wisdom.
490
A stupid person is someone who has the facts, who has the proper information, and still makes the wrong decision.
491
I hate that thing that if you are over 45, and you’re going to be on telly or make films, you have to do all this stupid stuff to your face. I would no more let someone stick a needle in my forehead than fly to the moon.
492
Keep it simple, stupid. Good game design shouldn’t keep you looking at the manual but should have enough depth where you feel like you bring something new to the game every time you play.
493
I enjoy singing my songs in front of people. I enjoy being involved in making the artwork for albums and stupid stuff like that.
494
I’m the one guy who says don’t force the stupid people to be quiet. I want to know who the morons are.
495
All of the characters in my films, they share one commonality. It doesn’t matter whether they are good or bad, it doesn’t matter whether they are smart or stupid, these characters all take responsibility for their own behavior. I’m much the same.
496
Wherever there’s money, there’s drugs, so to say drugs don’t exist in the NBA would be stupid.
497
A lot of comedies are based on the reaction shot. You have one person doing something stupid and one person is generally the straight man, and the laughs generally come on the reaction of the straight man to the funny thing the other person has done.
Richard Ayoade
498
You’ll go out of business if you think people are stupid.
499
I had no confidence at school. I was not a good student and I really thought I was pretty stupid. Just dumb.
500
I want to figure out a way to not be stupid with money, then make a whole bunch of it, then I want to move to Outer Mongolia. I want to milk a yak. Maybe I’ll just settle for a cow. Can you milk a bison?
501
When a book comes out I wonder if one person will buy it. It’s agony. Of course it’s stupid, but it’s agony.
502
I don’t mind you thinking I’m stupid, but don’t talk to me like I’m stupid.
503
Don’t let people treat you like you’re stupid. If it sounds too good to be true, it is.
504
When one stops working at the height of one’s career, it’s just stupid not to say, ‘I want to make sure I have a house.’
505
It’s beyond belief that any Australian could be so stupid as to carry drugs into any country in Asia.
506
I wouldn’t say I’m a feminist, but I don’t like girls pretending to be stupid because it’s easier.
507
If I have a stupid day, everything looks wrong to me.
Anna Freud
508
If you think something’s stupid, it probably is.
509
I tweet early in the morning when I wake up or late at night just to let you know that I have a show or what’s on my mind, and that’s it. I hate Snapchat and all of that. It’s making kids so stupid.
510
Some people criticize North Koreans and ask, ‘Are they stupid? How can they believe those ridiculous things?’ But I say, It doesn’t matter if you’re smart: if you were born in North Korea, you would be exactly like us. We don’t know what freedom is. We have never enjoyed it.
511
I’ve made my records and I’ve done all the interviews. I’ve done lots of long tours. I’ve made stupid videos. I’ve done all that stuff and learned all the lingo and gone to radio stations and shmoozed with DJs on the air and met retail people.
512
One of the reasons why my album is called ‘Forget the World’ is because when you listen to the world, you make stupid mistakes.
513
Sin is too stupid to see beyond itself.
514
Maybe I’m stupid or whatever, but to me if I got a concussion, if I could see straight and I could carry a football then I’m not telling anybody.
515
And maybe I’m a little smarter now than I was before for all the stupid things I’ve done.
Herb Brooks
516
I think I am smart unless I am really, really in love, and then I am ridiculously stupid.
517
I’ve got Asperger’s syndrome and I’m not a very good people person, so I’ve always been more comfortable around machinery. Not in a weird way – I don’t want to marry my car or anything stupid like that!
518
I never seem to get past – I feel like a stupid guy from the Midwest.
519
I hate watching me. I hate watching me. It just makes me feel awful. I think, ‘I look stupid from that angle. I wish I didn’t let them put that shirt on me.’
520
Politics goes in one ear and out the other. I don’t even know the president’s name for sure. That’s how stupid I am.
521
‘Romance’ is based on my entire creative process. I fall in love with an idea, obsess over it, isolate myself with it, and when I eventually introduce it to my friends, they all tell me that it’s stupid.
522
I feel as if my mission is to write, to see, to observe, and I feel lazy if I’m not reaching conclusions. I feel stupid. I feel as if I’m wasting my time.
523
I’m not going to put my energy into dunking every time I get the ball. That’s stupid.
Andrew Bogut
524
I have done a lot of stupid things in my life.
525
People in England talk about stupid Hollywood idiots, but the industry attracts some of the cleverest people in the world.
526
Stress overload makes us stupid. Solid research proves it. When we get overstressed, it creates a nasty chemical soup in our brains that makes it hard to pull out of the anxious depressive spiral.
527
The Jews have never been ashamed of being Jews, whereas homosexuals have been stupid enough to be ashamed of their homosexuality.
Rainer Werner Fassbinder
528
There are two ways to fight the United States military: asymmetrically and stupid. Asymmetrically means you’re going to try to avoid our strengths. In the 1991 Gulf War, it’s like we called Saddam’s army out into the schoolyard and beat up that army.
529
I don’t want anyone as president who promises to take care of me. I may be stupid, but I want a chance to try to be a grown-up and take care of my family.
530
I’m only a stupid filmmaker.
Roland Emmerich
531
If we didn’t have the Albanian entrepreneurial spirit and financial support from the diaspora, this stupid political class would have destroyed the country by now.
Fatos Nano
532
When you are intelligent and beautiful you face a lot of problems. If you are beautiful and stupid then it’s easy.
533
Race and class are the easiest divisions. It’s very stupid.
534
The war on drugs is wrong, both tactically and morally. It assumes that people are too stupid, too reckless, and too irresponsible to decide whether and under what conditions to consume drugs. The war on drugs is morally bankrupt.
535
I can be stupid in my lyrics or say whatever I want without having to worry about anybody else’s feeling or anybody being embarrassed by it or anything like that.
536
I was taught to confront things you can’t avoid. Death is one of those things. To live in a society where you’re trying not to look at it is stupid because looking at death throws us back into life with more vigour and energy. The fact that flowers don’t last for ever makes them beautiful.
537
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
Sam Levenson
538
Here is my theory on this one. If you write things down, if there is a mystery and you try and explain it, once you’ve written it down for permanent, in due time, it’ll be proven stupid.
Joey Santiago
539
I remember once being told by a casting person, years ago, that I shouldn’t pursue a career in the business because of the color of my skin. The fact that I remember it today means it stuck with me. I thought that was really stupid advice and advice nobody should ever give someone.
Manish Dayal
540
Even actresses that you really admire, like Reese Witherspoon, you think, ‘Another romantic comedy?’ You see her in something like ‘Walk the Line’ and think, ‘God, you’re so great!’ And then you think, ‘Why is she doing these stupid romantic comedies?’ But of course, it’s for money and status.
541
I can’t do with mountains at close quarters – they are always in the way, and they are so stupid, never moving and never doing anything but obtrude themselves.
542
I enjoy popularisation and I think I’m reasonably good at it. I also think it’s a duty. It’s just so pedagogically stupid to forget how difficult one found these ideas oneself to begin with.
543
People think I don’t like interviews but I don’t mind speaking about proper and interesting stuff. When it’s stupid stuff to build your image and you are told to mention this and mention that, I hate it.
Ronnie O’Sullivan
544
To believe that one, or even three, mates can supply all the things one needs from one’s friends is as stupid as believing married couples must do everything together.
545
The British bombing of Caen beginning on D-Day in particular was stupid, counter-productive and above all very close to a war crime.
546
The world believes all blondes are stupid and brunettes are smarter. Well, I disagree.
547
I hate pride, but if I were going to be proud of anything it would have to be something I’d done myself. Race pride is kind of stupid.
Carroll O’Connor
548
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
549
I always felt stupid at the skate park. Everyone else is just wiping out and getting hurt, but they didn’t even have helmets and knee pads – and I’m over here looking like some kind of marshmallow. I felt so ridiculous.
550
Just like in rugby, the pinnacle was playing for the All Blacks. That was always a massive thing. But you never speak it outwardly because it can sound stupid. But if you don’t have massive dreams, you might as well stay in bed.
551
I never thought to ever ask for money. I was so stupid.
Anna Nicole Smith
552
I had a place in England and was commuting from England to Australia, which is pretty stupid, but after two years I sort of knew what I wanted to do, more or less.
553
We’re going to look awfully stupid if we give income tax relief to people who do not pay income taxes.
554
Getting a new passport took me a stupid amount of time. I had to go back five times with different photographs because they kept saying I was smiling, which is against the rules. I was not smiling.
555
The reality of climate change is a stupid thing to argue about.
556
I don’t have a favorite author; I have favorite books. ‘Moby Dick‘ is a favorite book, but Melville was a drunk who beat his wife. ‘Moveable Feast‘ by Hemingway, but I would not like him personally. He was a stupid macho person who believed in shooting animals for fun, but that book was incredible!
557
The second you think that all your good fortune is a product of your virtue, you become highly judgmental, lacking empathy, totally without self-awareness, arrogant, stupid – I mean, all the stuff that our ruling class is.
558
The show doesn’t drive home a lesson, but it can open up people’s minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of prejudice can be.
Redd Foxx
559
I.Q. deficiency. There are some people who are an order of fries short of a Happy Meal, and what is often a characteristic about every one of these people is that they don’t know it. They have no idea how incompetent or stupid they are. It’s the exact opposite. They have the loftiest, highest self-image.
560
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
561
I was smart, to tell you the truth. I’m not really bright, but I’m not stupid.
562
I nearly got hit by a car while I was trying to write a stupid joke but a female sheep stood in the way. I can’t thank ewe enough.
563
I grew up loving films and making stupid movies with a good friend of mine, who now actually has a career in a really prominent special effects house, so he’s still doing it. We just started messing around with a camera.
D. J. Cotrona
564
I want to figure out a way to not be stupid with money, then make a whole bunch of it, then I want to move to Outer Mongolia. I want to milk a yak. Maybe I’ll just settle for a cow.
565
I wanted to become a champ – I was surrounded by champs in my family and in my neighborhood – and because of this stupid accident, I lost my opportunity.
566
We are now living through peak stupid with the left, and this ‘toxic masculinity,’ ‘white patriarch’ nonsense, where they’ve now devolved to judging people exclusively by their gender and their skin color is a marker of the total intellectual collapse of the radical left.
567
It’s one thing to be banal, stupid, and idiotic on the inside. It’s another to have it captured in writing.
568
Racism is ignorant. And it’s stupid. And it’s old. And it’s played out. So beat it already with that, you know what I mean? ‘Let’s all get along’ – I’m so tired of that damn sentence, but it’s true.
569
I say the stupidest stuff, all the time, off of Twitter, and so I think Twitter is good way for people to get to know the stupid side of me.
570
It’s a bit embarrassing watching myself, but I couldn’t get someone else to play me, that would’ve been stupid.
571
I sometimes feel nervous because I give stupid answers to certain pointless questions. It happens in Turkish as much as in English. I speak bad Turkish and utter stupid sentences.
572
I stand by the stuff I say, even the really stupid stuff. I’ll find a way to justify it.
573
Only stupid people are changed by success.
574
As every scuba diver knows, panic is your worst enemy: when it hits, your mind starts to thrash and you are likely to do something really stupid and self-destructive.
575
In ‘True Grit,’ we had a vulture, a trained vulture… that was a pain and that was – even by vulture standards – probably a stupid vulture, and that was frustrating.
576
I just had lunch with Slash two days ago. He loves Axl. He holds no grudges towards him. Twenty years of great music wasn’t created because of some stupid grudge. That’s a shame.
577
Again, if I was going to call Romney and the Republicans stupid, I’m certainly not going to call the Democrats and President Obama stupid.
578
When you are young, you do a lot of stupid things.
579
I did throw a lot of eggs into one basket, as you do in your teenage years – ‘I am buying these records, I am wearing this’. I did quite a bit of that. You have to do it, wear your stupid shoes, wear your stupid hair.
580
There’s no law against stupid – I learned that a long time ago.
581
I think it helps to know where you’re at. I don’t want to be coming down 18 knowing I need to make par, and trying to force a birdie or doing something stupid.
582
I think it would be stupid for us to try and tell people who are dancing in a discotheque about the problems of the world. That is the very thing they have come away to avoid.
583
We have no words for speaking of wisdom to the stupid. He who understands the wise is wise already.
584
You know when you’re young and you see a play in high school, and the guys all have gray in their hair and they’re trying to be old men and they have no idea what that’s like? It’s just that stupid the other way around.
585
First, there was 2 Stupid Dogs. Then, Dexter’s Laboratory. And now, Powerpuff Girls. There were a lot of little things in between, but those were the main ones.
Craig McCracken
586
Any girl can look glamorous… just stand there and look stupid.
Doris Day
587
If I am still doing what I’m doing and I still have respect in this town, haven’t done anything completely and utterly stupid, then I’ll be happy with myself.
Jeremy London
588
You should not starve yourself with stupid diets, which I don’t believe in anyway.
589
People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It’s stupid.
590
It’s okay to be a fat man. It’s prestige and power and all of that. But fat women are seen as just lazy and stupid and having no self-control.
591
I’m useless when I meet writers I love – I go slack-jawed and stupid with awe.
Katherine Boo
592
As you get older, you don’t really have any excuse to be stupid anymore, to be in the dark.
Deryck Whibley
593
Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid.
594
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are. Don’t try to be someone that society wants you to be; that’s stupid. So be yourself.
595
It doesn’t bother me that people are stupid. I’m not stupid.
Ahmed Best
596
Twenty-nine years on Wall Street, and an Italian last name, not one trading violation… they can’t find anything. Because I would never dishonor my dad by hurting my last name by doing something stupid for money or for power.
597
I remember my mum coming into my bedroom when I was lying awake one night, and she asked what I was thinking of… And I was telling her about the inventions I would invent, and she said, ‘Can’t you ever just think stupid thoughts?’
598
We kid ourselves that we’re trying to be empathetic with the human condition from a distance, but I don’t think that is it at all. It’s stupid; it’s a waste of time. But when the earth flexes its muscles, that’s rather different. That’s a powerful reminder of where we are.
599
I don’t care what people think. People are stupid.
600
I was the youngest child. I got to be myself and ask stupid questions because I was the youngest. It is so important to listen to the questions children have and reward them for the wondrous questions they ask.
May-Britt Moser
601
Without the communist oppression, I am absolutely sure I would now be a local stupid professor of philosophy in Ljubljana.
Slavoj Zizek
602
I say stupid white men are always the problem. That’s never going to change.
603
I felt, and it may sound a bit stupid, that I want to try things that are hard.
604
An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.
605
I wanted to make a film about stupid people that was very vulgar and deeply stupid. From that moment on I can hardly be reproached for making a film that is about stupid people.
Claude Chabrol
606
When everything is easy one quickly gets stupid.
Maxim Gorky
607
The mind of America is seized by a fatal dry rot – and it’s only a question of time before all that the mind controls will run amuck in a frenzy of stupid, impotent fear.
608
I didn’t want to do ‘Fashion Police‘ because I thought, ‘This is stupid, this is beneath me, who wants to talk about fashion?’ It has taken off. We are the number one show in England on E! Who knew?
609
Some people, I think, think that because I don’t take it as seriously as a lot of the girls do, that I frown upon modeling or think it’s stupid. I don’t at all. This is my life. I would be nothing without this. But I really don’t take it seriously.
610
I don’t think I see the world in terms of stupid or clever, but in terms of being able to get irony. There’s some awful statistic about only 20 per cent of Americans being able to understand irony.
611
I know a lot of people didn’t understand why I came back, and people are still going to say it was stupid and it was the wrong decision. But I’m happy.
612
If we have a great idea, we’ll go, ‘Oh, this could be a cool movie.’ Or really for us, it’s more like, ‘Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let’s do this. This seems really stupid.’
613
Everyone has the right to be stupid on occasion, but Comrade Macdonald abuses the privilege.
614
No plan can prevent a stupid person from doing the wrong thing in the wrong place at the wrong time – but a good plan should keep a concentration from forming.
615
I never think I’m making fun of my culture. In fact I’m making fun of myself, because I catch myself doing some very stupid things.
616
I’ve done a lot of stupid things, but in most cases I can’t complain about the outcomes.
617
As a teenager and a student, I totally cast away the Christian faith. I just believed it was stupid, and only stupid people could believe it. I actually became an anti-Christian, and very antagonistic.
618
I’m not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I’m really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public.
619
At the start, I had no idea to go into fashion, because I thought people would think I was stupid. I don’t worry about those things anymore.
620
The idea of a world where all people are alike – in wealth or in anything else – is a fantasy for the stupid.
621
The only thing that I’m not willing to do is really stupid, horribly written sitcoms. It can be tempting during pilot season time, but I realized this a while ago when I almost signed my life away to a stupid pilot.
622
The age of 20 was all about stupid things. I did crazy things but never lost it. I was, you know, a little crazy. I once broke up with my boyfriend in London and went to an Indian guy’s apartment who I didn’t know and who told me he saw my aura and gave me a massage.
Ayelet Zurer
623
I have two brothers, and we used to always laugh at oblivious people. People who are so cocky and full of themselves that they just don’t realize how stupid they are. And those kind of idiots really make me laugh.
624
Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.
625
I did many stupid things. I made many mistakes, but I learnt from everything. I still make mistakes; I still learn from them. Nobody is perfect.
626
Anybody who has a career is going to have to deal with a rumor in their time, or something that usually isn’t true. I have a great team behind me and a family that supports me. I just care too much about my career. I have been working too long to let it slip away for something stupid.
627
I just think that people take me a little more seriously as a brunette. I don’t know if that’s just because of a societal preconceived notion that all blondes are stupid, but it’s a different kind of attitude.
628
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
629
I’m not in the business to make people aware of me, and publicists are very expensive – they’re $3,500 a month! I don’t want to spend that kind of money so I can get a stupid article in ‘Interview’ magazine.
630
The public are not stupid.
Pete Waterman
631
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.
John Peel
632
Legacy is a stupid thing! I don’t want a legacy.
633
How can people be so stupid? I marvel at that. See, I think you have to work as being ignorant – and if you’re gonna work at being ignorant, why not work at being informed?
634
There’s still a tremendous amount of homophobia in our culture. It’s regrettable, it’s stupid, it’s heartless, and it’s immoral, but there it is.
635
When I started producing, I was just making music under all different names. ‘Black Afro.’ ‘Super Grandmaster.’ ‘Mister Bull.’ Like, the most stupid, idiotic names. ‘Afrojack’ was one of those idiotic names.
636
Hollywood usually doesn’t have strong woman in films like that, and it’s stupid, so for the most part they’re usually being directed and written by men.
637
I think it is just stupid economics for a government to approach economic management from a strand of thinking regarding unions as enemies.
638
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
639
I really would have been stupid not to have done it. It was also a film that was actually happening, I mean, Miramax was doing it, and it had a kind of legitimacy to it. And once I read the script, I was there.
640
I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a ‘learning experience.’ Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I’ve done as a ‘learning experience.’ It makes me feel less stupid.
641
I mean people up here aren’t stupid, I’m lower gene pool and I kind of sit in amazement at watching some of them because they are pretty damn smart.
Doug Ose
642
Before I look stupid and not know what a word means or how to pronounce it, I’ll stop the whole production: ‘Hey, real quick, guys. Define this word for me. Somebody.’
643
It was a very stupid thing to do, I’ll admit, but I hardly didn’t even know I was doing it.
644
I think anyone who is famous is a moron if they’re on Twitter. It’s just stupid.
645
I really care about this stuff, I care about movies, and you just have to be strong and don’t be stupid; freedom of choice is a big responsibility, and I’m lucky enough not to have to just take any movie to pay the rent, so there’s no need to be greedy.
646
Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.
Brian Celio
647
One of the dreams of Zionism was to be a bridge. Instead, we are creating exclusion between the East and the West instead of creating bridges; we are contributing to the conflict between East and West by our stupid desire to have more.
648
There are kids don’t want to do something because they’re afraid of looking stupid to their peers. There comes a time when they start protecting themselves, instead of extending. I want to make sure that they’re always trying to extend themselves.
649
I try not to worry about what that’s going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that’s when you look really stupid.
Rob Schneider
650
The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn’t laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things.
Terry Jones
651
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.
652
You can’t think about what other people think. You just can’t. It’s stupid. You’ve got to look inside yourself.
653
People want a result. Immigrant voters aren’t stupid, and they’re going to know who’s on their side.
Tom Snyder
654
I would love to do a really stupid character on ‘The Office’. I’m so an ‘Office’ fan.
655
You know, I’d love to do a Maxim shoot. But I’m not going to do it, because that’s just stupid to do.
Christy Romano
656
It is so stupid of modern civilisation to have given up believing in the devil when he is the only explanation of it.
Ronald Knox
657
My working hypothesis is that stupidity in popular culture is a constant. Popular culture cannot get more stupid.
658
I’m not that into reading. If I’m gonna read, I’m gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book.
Jon Heder
659
I love insane, stupid comedy, but I can only make it work if it’s a character I can give some history to and make real. Like the guy I played in ‘Little Miss Sunshine.’ He’s a maniac, but to me he was absolutely believable.
660
I mean, sometimes I hate interviews because I always feel like I sound stupid.
661
It’s stupid to say that there’s any comfort to be had in ‘knowing your place,’ but there is a sense of reassuring escapism to something like ‘Downton Abbey.’ There’s a perceived romance and elegance that is wonderful to lose yourself in.
662
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
663
Whether or not Twitter makes you stupid, it certainly makes some smart people sound stupid.
664
Stop using the word ‘bromance.’ Can we please kill that stupid term? We’re just friends. It’s called friendship!
665
Why shouldn’t I be allowed to say stupid, outrageous things?
666
Ethnic stereotypes are boring and stressful and sometimes criminal. It’s just not a good way to think. It’s non-thinking. It’s stupid and destructive.
667
Growing up in America is like being taught to be stupid.
668
I have done stupid with a lot of zeros on the end of it. I know what it looks like.
669
The Internet is fascinating but also stupid in a way. You only see two-dimensional images, and you think you’ve seen it and know it.
Florentijn Hofman
670
I guess I was the most unbohemian of all bohemians. My bohemianism consisted of not wanting to get involved with the stupid stuff that I thought people wanted you to get involved with – … namely America… Dwight Eisenhower, McCarthyism and all those great things.
671
People around the NBA really think that I’m dumb or stupid. But people that know me know that I’m actually very intelligent.
672
I get nervous before everything – dates, filming, award shows. I just don’t want to say something stupid. But as soon as I step out on that stage, or as soon as I show up to a date, it all goes away, and I just have a great time with whoever I’m with.
673
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
674
The way those clubs shift against Ted Williams, I can’t understand how he can be so stupid not to accept the challenge to him and hit to left field.
Ty Cobb
675
I’m floating between multiple media. I really wish you could buy the hardcover book and it would come with the digital download and audible version. I spend stupid amounts of money because I’m usually buying my books in at least two formats.
676
People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
677
I’d watched every episode of ‘True Blood‘ from the very beginning. The show’s characters were in my blood, so when I started, I was really prepared. I made sure I wasn’t the new guy asking stupid questions on his first day.
678
Any reality-TV show on MTV is gonna be fake and stupid.
679
To establish personal relationships with the people you work with is stupid, because you never know when the winds will change. I try not to get too close to people.
680
When you’re young, you’re stupid.
Wendy Hiller
681
Some people think that there aren’t many Aboriginal actors around, and if there are, they’re not that good. It’s stupid. There’s such an incredible pool of talent out there, and they’re still coming out of drama schools. People just need to take a leap of faith.
682
I’ve always worn jewellery but for a time it went out of fashion. Like grungy and punk bands didn’t wear jewellery because it was stupid.
683
It is said that the West had a global policy in regard to Islam. That is stupid. There isn’t a global Islam.
684
Progressivism is the belief that we have too much freedom with which to make too many stupid choices.
685
Children are very smart, in their own stupid way. A child’s brain is like a sponge, and you know how smart sponges are.
686
I do, kind of, spend a lot. And just on stupid things. Because I don’t really know what to do. What are you supposed to do? Um. It just seems like way too much. We don’t deserve it, at all, for what we do.
687
When I first started out, being from the South and going to New York or Chicago, people kept telling me to get voice lessons and ‘lose that stupid accent you got.’ And I’m like, ‘Well, where I come from, you have the stupid accent.’
688
I think maybe the English don’t want to try something and look stupid, because they are a bit reserved.
689
Mary Joe Fernandez rarely has a bad loss. She never tries for stupid shots.
Tracy Austin
690
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.
John Gotti
691
Your ideas and the things that you do are dumb and stupid and make no sense – until you start getting recognized and making money. Then you’re a genius.
692
When all actions are mathematically calculated, they also take on a stupid quality.
693
Of course voting is useful. But then again, I don’t put a big glow to it. Voting is about as essential as washing yourself. It’s something you’re supposed to do. Now, you can’t go around bragging, expecting to get props because you voted. That’s stupid.
694
When I started out as a 12-13 year old, it was a stupid idea. I remember when I went to try to get coached by Heinz Reinkemeier and my coach Gaby, when I went and met them, India was nowhere in shooting. They said, ‘you want to win a gold at the Olympics? Why don’t you ride an elephant back home?’
695
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Redd Foxx
696
My father was a waiter basically, and when I got my first professional job as an actor, I left a job that he found me for half the amount of money. So anyone would think that they’re stupid, that that would be a stupid move.
697
We Americans love our Constitution so much that we can’t bear to change even the stupid parts.
698
The metaphor of the king as the shepherd of his people goes back to ancient Egypt. Perhaps the use of this particular convention is due to the fact that, being stupid, affectionate, gregarious, and easily stampeded, the societies formed by sheep are most like human ones.
Northrop Frye
699
It sounds stupid, but there’s nothing like walking down the street and seeing a building that’s older than 100 years old. I think London – not to sound pretentious – like New York, it’s a big melting pot for all things and it’s just got this energy that you can’t find anywhere else.
700
I tend to not only read reviews, but also every little stupid thing online. It’s a very bad idea, and there’s a lot of angry people in the world. And it’s weird to absorb all that weirdness.
701
You see, there weren’t these magazines like ‘Heat’ in my day. Always waiting to trip up these pretty girls and make them seem something horrible, something to make them look stupid and small and ugly and disgusting.
702
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
703
I do not believe that I have had an interview with anybody in twenty-five years in which the person to whom I was talking was not annoyed during the early part of the interview by my asking stupid questions.
Harry Stack Sullivan
704
I like to use my hands and make things… It might seem pretty stupid or pointless but that doesn’t matter… some of the most interesting work is the stuff that starts like that – out of a raw need for activity.
Bruce Nauman
705
Never be afraid to ask when you don’t understand. It sounds like a little thing, but awful things have happened, international incidents have flared, and markets have collapsed just because people couldn’t make sense of what was being said. They didn’t ask ‘why?’ because they thought it would make them look stupid.
706
I just went and saw ‘Crazy, Stupid, Love.’ Julianne Moore – I’ve been in love with her since ‘Boogie Nights.’ But also, ‘The Big Lebowski.’
707
I think business has to be stupider. I want to do really straightforward, stupid business – just talk to me like a 4-year-old. And I refuse to negotiate. I do not negotiate. I can collaborate. But I’m an artist, so as soon as you negotiate, you’re being compromised.
708
After having done this whole slew of press for ‘Big Love’, now I’ll have anxiety dreams for like a week and a half about all the stupid things I said. I can’t even imagine being in front of the cameras all the time. I had a weird dream the other night that I was on ‘Jersey Shore.’
709
I say really stupid things sometimes. When I go back and watch some of my old interviews from when I was younger, I just cringe.
710
It’s never been an issue for me – I don’t want to go on a diet, I don’t want to eat a Caesar salad with no dressing, why would I do that? I ain’t got time for this, just be happy and don’t be stupid. If I’ve got a boyfriend and he loves my body then I’m not worried.
711
If I’m in love I want to get married. That’s how stupid I am.
Kathie Lee Gifford
712
Some things can be quite stupid yet interesting. Life can be like that.
713
I have made so many mistakes, and such really stupid ones, I would start blubbing away if I could remember even half of them. But do not dwell on cock-ups, I say. You don’t learn by your mistakes – at least I don’t – so best to blunder on making fresh ones.
714
I don’t want to describe either Governor Mitt Romney or the Republicans as stupid, but I will say this – if you look at their platform, the 2012 platform, it looks like it’s from another century and maybe even two. It looks like the platform of 1812.
715
It might sound so stupid, but guys do not hit on me. I’m not really sure why, but it’s very rare that a guy will ever come up to me and be like, ‘I’m going to lay down my game right now, and you’re going to like it.’