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My older brothers have their own children, and they have to go to soccer practice and football practice on the weekends. They’re doing their thing and on the weekends, and I’m on the road. The busier we get, the less time we get to see each other. That’s why, when we see each other, it’s really, really kind of special.
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Any club has more than enough comics, so if you’re not there every night talking to the booker, you’re not going to get on. You have to be there more than they are.
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I talk about everything – politics, the economy; the news will give you more material than you can ever use. But relationships? That’s the ongoing battle. You talk about men and women, and across-the-board everyone can relate to that.
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Women do so much aesthetically to attract men that they sometimes overlook the simple things, like cooking.
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We weren’t rich by any means, but we had each other, so we were rich in family. When you don’t have a lot, it just fuels that creativity. So it manifested in us doing characters of people in the neighborhood or doing impersonations of Mom and Dad. The comedy bug, it takes over.
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When you’re doing standup, it’s just you. It’s your written jokes. You perform it however your personality is.
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Never steal jokes.
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I’m a skinny kid from Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn.
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When I was growing up with Chris, I was the little brother that was kind of annoying: ‘Can I come?’ ‘Get out of here.’ ‘Can I play?’ ‘Get out of here.’ So that’s our relationship. I just do my own thing. I leave him alone.
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